Monday, September 17, 2007

Bumblebee hammies ill Mother Hubbard landlord bang-bang Whitney rage...

ON MONDAY... for Sunday night...


SORRY I was so tired
last night I fell asleep on the floor with my my robbies next to me in their fishtank. According to the books, small rodents of the hamsters, mice ilk cannot see by red fireglow bulbs so that's what I installed in my bedside light... When that light is on they feel safe enough to come out and PING for England...

And I had all sorts of strange hamster dreams... one dream or fantasty involved my robos being fitted with mini rabbit-style harnesses replete with remote-controlled bumblebee wings... and me with the controller having my furry baby gremlins bzzzzzzz all over the place in 3D...


Not much else to tell since yesterday
except I came by Mother Hubbs' place this morning only to see her lying in bed with 20 years put on her... severe diarrhoea and vomiting... it's been everywhere of late. I've had it twice. I'm OK now though I had to avoid eating any big meals for quite sometime. Must be some virus/germs/"bug" going around...

I bought her oral rehydration salts - only flavour available was yukky blackcurrant (how much more nauseating can you GET?!?) but she said that was fine and she felt better "what are friends for?"

But her eejut landlord was banging away in the floorboardless next room. NOT very helpful for the sick.

Well that's what I've been doing. How about you?

Music of the day is:

BRITNEY SPEARS' FAMOUS VMA "CATASTROPHE" (I must say I've seen far worse...)
And WHITNEY'S FURIOUS "you cheated on me, boy" XYLOPHONIC "IT'S NOT RIGHT"

19 comments:

  1. haha, I liked the forensic analysis of Britney's zombie dance.
    As for Mother Hubb's eejut landlord...maybe he broke his heel.

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  2. Briytney ... ah, should she make a comeback, I hope she does it as a more mature sort. But then again, I think she enjoys the attention she gets for her antics. And Whitney? Love her voice. Always have. The MAD TV spoofs were unnecessarily cruel, IMHO.

    Sorry I've been out of touch. Have made a confession on my blog. Yes, I am an addict. But I am now in recovery.

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  3. Jim: maybe... hey you didn't tell me how much **** cost

    Chip: what's happened to YOU?!?

    Addict?

    Duh I thought so and people going on at you so you cannot say yeah i know i wished i had shut up why hammer on at someone so they ... oh well

    glad youre in recov' NOW at least!!

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  4. Hope Mother Hubb is better soon. I can just imagine the robos pinging away!

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  5. Hello Gleddy u crazy devil u! I've been out of it with yer blog for a bit, but so honored to have u visit mine as of late!

    Stop drinking so much crazy dude, and you're 80% American in yer poll? WHAT?! AHAHAHAAHAAH! Aren't u in the U.K. lad? What gives?!

    Whitney has such a terrific voice, but addiction (as u may know) has ruined her once glorious career. And don't even get me started on poor Britney...

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  6. I just try to imagine your life...
    I really wonder, how do u manage things?

    Be well,
    Gledwood!

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  7. Hello, my name is Jim and I'm an alcoholic. (really)
    Oh, and as to your query, I answered at my blog where you asked, but for your convenience...I paid $9.99 at amazon,com, altho if I had gone to a record store, 16 dollars would be the average price (probably more) for a CD here in the states.
    Now if I may ask YOU, if am I paying an exorbitant amount for importing my Absinthe at £45.00 plus shipping for a 100cl size bottle of Duplais?
    It's not available here, but I order it from England pretty regularly. (and pricy!)

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  8. Welshcakes: they are VERY pingy indeed. I accidentally dropped a chicken bone on them yesterday night - wow the kerfuffle. They all ran and hid in various tubes only to emerge in unison about 5 seconds later looking confused...

    Wat: yes I looked up Whitney on wikipedia (nearly said whitneypedia but hohumm) anyway whoever wrote the article was SUCH a fan they left out her garage sale when she even sold her KNICKERS because she needed the crack money or whatever this was about...

    Calista: how do I manage? with great difficulty. better than i used to tho...

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  9. Jim: I looked but never saw the answer probably oh i don't know... you're lucky did you know $16 is DISCOUNT here. Originally they wanted $26!!!

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  10. NOTE TO SELF: EMBED THIS LINK TOMORROW. IT EXPLAINS HOW ANTISHOPLIFTING GIZMOS WORK!!

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  11. duh! here's the link

    http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/anti-shoplifting-device4.htm

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  12. comment for dimbalis.com/shoplifting

    I know lots of shoplifters because I am on drugs as are most of my friends... stuff like the foil bag thing you described ARE supposed to work but (in this country - UK at least) if you get caught with a foiled up bag you are "going equipped to steal" this is a worse offence than mere shoplifting...

    another way you can get small tagged merchandise out of the store (CDs etc) is put them in your hat then just walk through the scanners...

    only works if you're tall like me though!!

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  13. http://www.dimabilis.com/shoplifting

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  14. I think Britney should give up her day job! Night job, too!

    I hope Mother Hubb is feeling a lot better by now. I hope her landlord caught her bug! ;)

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  15. may be one day you'll wake up and you'll be a hamster...I did it once, I'm a mousie and happy with it !!!

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  16. Lee: you're damn right she's already been sacked by her management as well as her lawyers... her bodyguard has testified against her about her drugs use... now the Sun Newspaper claims she is certain to lose custody of her 2 little boys

    Mousie: you're quite right... that is why I FOUND you in the 1st place I thought you kept a blog about mice!!

    And you're right about my turning into a hamster... I've been searching for a nice hammy picture to use as my "avatar" for some time but the one I wanted actually disappeared off of Wikipedia... ho-hummmmm

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  17. Hi Gleds, the little animal you asked about is a baby bandicoot, nocturnal marsupial, hole digging worm, beetle eater ... but cute and about the size of a large rat

    hey but, you speak Queensland too*!*

    Mrs H was lucky you looked in on her when you did ... hope she's feeling better and you are guzzling the lemonade.

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  18. Lemonade? I just tend to drink TOO much of it!!

    The cyder I am cutting down on as was making me feel too rundown all the time and literally weighted down with "heavy limbs" etc etc

    How come I speak Queensland? I cannot remember what phrase I used...

    That swine thing is dead cute: a bandicoot? Are they the ones that eat live scorpions for breakfast?

    I remember seeing an Australian nature documentary about a mouse thing I called a "piatkus"... every breeding season they go nuts. Nibbling their scorpions for breakfast then breeding breeding breeding... then all the males DIE from sheer exhaustion... haha!

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  19. oh you mean putting "but" at end of sentences, but?

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