THIS MORNING I DECIDED TO HAVE A POKE THROUGH my personal hip hop stars' home with a view to filming a piece for MTV's Cribs show, so sneaking up to their tank, I stealthily removed the wire excercise wheel from atop their bedroom and then picked up the long and narrow Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers box in which they sleep. And behold! Because they'd chewed out the floor, straight off came the entire roof!! And there stood MC Carrot Nose and MC Trotter Donkey looking surprised! MC Carrot Nose simply glared at me balefully as if to say "what do YOU want? Coming in here? Raising our roof off. Prattling away in that stupid squeaky voice that sounds nothing at all like a Mongolian miniaturized hamster's... Then MC Little Trotter Donkey bit me and ran off and the spell was broken. That whizzy Nokia camera phone I found has broken anyhow so I don't know how I'd get them on MTV Cribs..? I was thinking next time round they'd go well between MC Hammer's bankruptcy house and Missy Eliot's vulgarity-fest (replete with bedroom-parked red Ferrari, converted to double bed...What a gorgeous day today is! Blue skies... golden sunshine... An excellent backing for my new run at life. Finally I have resolved to tackle my background and my mess in an adult, grown-up-some kinda way. Wish me lots of luck for I'll need it. But while we're waiting for that, here's some musical entertainment:~~~
MUSIC FEST!
ANYONE HEARD OF the UK's hottest new talent show find, the "frumpy" meister-chanteuse Susan Boyle? "Discovered" on Britain's Got Talent, 40 million ++ hits later ... WHY OH WHY OH WHY do these eejuts who place youtube recordings specify "embedding disabled by request"? Here's one we CAN see:
LIZA MINNELLI. "LOSING MY MIND" I like her voice (better than her Mum's), and apart from her celebratory performance opposite Dudley Moore in Arthur II: On the Rocks this is the only piece of Ms Minnelli's work I actually know...
Here's the official promo video for this Pet Shop Boys-produced track:
PS: Illustration ~ my Hamsta Wrapper ~ MC Carrot-Nose...
I for one wish you all the luck in the world for your new start Gleds. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you m'dear. x
ReplyDeleteI think it's wonderful for Susan Boyle! Miss Frump will likely get a total makeover and good on her! I just hope she doesn't get abused by some conscienceless agent or manager or whatever.
ReplyDeleteI saw that Missy-E ep donkeys years ago. That bed was pure "i got so much money what the f$%ck do i spend it on?". She had quite a fleet of cars so pffft, lets convert one into a bed. didn't the boot coem up to reveal a sound system? cant remember. I watch Cribs well, used to. Now I just dispair when I do as I compare the rediculous wealth and luxury surroundings to my sweet nothing!
ReplyDeleteThe weather is sure good here! I feel so much better in the sunshine, feel positive, feel motivated... but unfortunately EVERYBODY comes flocking out in this sun so i'm seeing everybody i don't want to! Susan Boyle... tear to my eye, it bought, I said a tear to my eye. Reading in the paper this morning a columnist wrote she is only well-loved because she is so plain and dowdy- if she had been gorgeous, no one would like her half as much.
Akelamalu: thank you!
ReplyDeleteJeannie/Naomi: so do I. Though I saw her makeover pixx on the cover of today's Star (that I also seemed to have glimpsed yesterday on Youtube) ~ she looked amazing
Big George was on BBC London radio last night saying she wasn't all that, I disagree: her voice is pretty amazing, reminiscent of Caren Carpenter's. I hope they don't spoil her; Leona Lewis was sweet and insecure at the start; now she seems sweet and confident so I assume it has as much to do with personality as managerial shaping
& PS Naomi I'm glad someone else remembers that dreadful sportscar bed. If I had millions I'd buy a whopping stately home and spend afternoons rollerskating the corridors...
Missy Elliot thinks she looks like Halle Berry, and that's scary.
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You know I read this blog a lot, but as a "yank" I can't understand a lot of the terminology. Makes it more interesting to me though...
sHeLLeY
best luck and wishes gled
ReplyDeletenew run at life sounds so good
Michelle: what can't you understand?? I try to use "international" English, but obviously I'm fallin' down (like London Bridge...)
ReplyDeleteLettuce: cheers: I'm tryin'...
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