Friday, June 12, 2009

New (old) Trainers!

WILL these posts starting with almost exactly the same sentence never cease?? Yesterday I found new trainers (sneakers if you prefer) by a bin where I used to meet my old dealer. They weren't as nice as the one illustrated (I would luuurve a pair of runningshoes like that).

I'm not ordinarily one to go through trash or other people's skips ~ unless I see something I particularly like. Last week, by somebody's gate along my road, I found an enormous bag full of crockery, saucepans, ashtrays, mugs and plates. What I particularly liked was one plate made of glass (I love transparent things) and another two and a mug made out of that enamelled metal (in white with blue highlighting) ~ the type you'd take on a 1950s caravanning holiday...



So America has analogue television no more! Across the entire nation, so I hear, old-stylee signals have switched off, leaving apparently two million or more Americans who can't afford digiboxes in the televisual dark.

Britain is in the midst of a characteristically longwinded tv-switchover. Digital terrestrial is broadcast just about everywhere, so in London you get about 40 channels through an ordinary aerial. At least two thirds of households are said to get tv in this manner already. The Rupert Murdoch controlled Sky satellite system has more than 10,000,000 subscribers (just over one household in three) offering 200 channels+; cable (now run nationwide by Richard Branson's Virgin group), which ironically has more "bandwidth" actually offers fewer channels ~ so no wonder they get less than half as many subscribers as Sky. Cable's biggest advantage is that finally, at long, long last they offer video-on-demand and the TV broadcasters' catch-up services direct to the TV which otherwise you'd have to watch online. After ridiculous delay, the BBC finally unveiled a satellite service ~ Freesat HD ~ to rival Murdoch's Sky. This one beams 150 channels subscription-free ~ again outdoing Virgin cable in quantity at least.

Once analogue transmissions are closed down we should have room for 200 channels free via the rooftop aerial. But knowing how crap modern Britain is, I'm sure this won't happen...

I would love to get one of these multichannel services but Sky, the best one, demands access to a telephone landline, which costs £10 a month on top of the £20 a month subscription fee for all the channels except movies and sports. For them you pay about £20 more ~ not cheap. I'm afraid if I did have all this I'd do nothing but watch tv. I was also interested in going to a specialist satellite shop and getting a dish for German and French TV. Lots of immigrants get Turkish, Arabic, Polish etc telly on giant dishes. As far as I know you can get this set up for not much more than £100 ~ though knowing my luck just as it was done my evil landlord would want to move me on yet again ..!

Anyway I'll get German telly when I move to Berlin/Vienna ...

Pickles galore - Whiskey Galore ~ this is a famous classic Britflick about a ship running aground off the Scottish islands ~ a massive cargo of whiskey washes up on the beach ...



Bananarama: it ain't what you do (it's the way that you do it)...
A classic tune used in adverts all the time...

9 comments:

  1. Funny you should post this just now - my son just wrangled a deal to get a better cable package including HD bundled with various phone services. They come to install it today - I'll have cable in my room - so much for never watching tv.

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  2. Gleddy,
    I have cable now. All I do is watch TV. I can record the programmes and watch them when I want. I love it!

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  3. Oh I know just the sort of enamle mug you mean! Old men use them to keep their teeth in.

    WE have a digibox and freeview and about 25 channels but there's never anything good on!! I much prefer digital radio espcially bbc7. Now that's worth getting.

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  4. I lost my TV privileges with the Crash of 2008.

    Of course the Crash of 2008 was all my fault. (That is not a joke; it was really partly my fault...)

    Anyway I hear digital TV is lovely. Not at all a conspiracy by the cable giants to FORCE everyone to pay $40 per month instead of just getting rabbit ears at a junk yard and watching the dreck for free...

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  5. WE have a hard rubbish collection twice a year where you can put pretty much anything out on the pavement and they pick it up. You'd be surprised how small the pile is after people have rummaged through it. Another man's trash and all that . . .we're switching to digital too. By 2010 they say. We've got the arial but no set top box or digi TV. And I have cable but it's not connected to the TV (that's what you get when your brother is an electrician . . nothin')

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  6. I'm thinking of ditching my cable cause I'm running out of stimulus. I picked up one of those fancy converter boxes using one of those $40 govment rebate thingys. That's all I'm getting for a bailout. I'm keeping the internets though. Gots to have my internets. Hey what's up with all that dumpster treasure you been finding lately? Baby corn! I'd be all over that. Baby corn's the next best thing to toast and I eat toast everyday. I crap you negative.

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  7. Bananarama *!* ... have to admit to liking their background pub music style of songs ... Shy Boy and Really saying something come quickly to my mind.

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  8. o shit ~ out of time again. i have to reply on sunday/monday

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  9. Oh, I thought maybe you found a satellite dish ;-)

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