Wednesday, July 01, 2009

"Heatwave"

LONDON IS APPROACHING AN OFFICIAL HEATWAVE.

En route back from my daily pharmacy jaunt, I was so dripping in sweat and amphibiously damp I must've looked like I'd showered fully dressed. Nasty business!

I was NEVER like this until those nasty opiates took hold. And I blame methadone as much if not more than heroin. It makes a mess of certain internal regulatory systems concerning heat/cold etc etc. Hence my public "sweating like a swine" episode earlier on...

As a little boy, I found out I was growing up in what my Mum called a "cold country". And that our most glorious summer days were actually quite sedate and cool and nothing to be impressed by compared to most of the rest of the world's summer highs.

What she didn't point out, and I didn't realize till far far later was that, being situated quite far north, England's summers are blessed with a length of day quite unknown to the less temperate zones in the vastness of most of the rest of the world. As a little doot aged seven or eight, I remember playing out long past 10pm in broad daylight.

For some reason ~ to do with the earth, the sun, their orbits and axes ~ every hotter part of the planet I've ever been to seems to experience universal violet-tinged sunsets that close rapidly down barely much later than 6pm!

The temperature in Central London was about 28C ~ that's 82.4F. The press call this a heatwave though the Government seems loath to agree.

Nothing here is designed for such heat. The buses are such muggy sweltering sweatboxes that riding upstairs is like a form of torture. In olden days they had sensibly-fitted push-open windows right up front, so air could circulate to maximum efficacy. Not today! Barely-functional side slits like vents on a kiln as we roast in our own sweat. With lovely views of stately suburbs on each side!

I got back REALLY wanting a bath ~ an impossibility, as there isn't one ~ or at least a lukewarm shower. Which had some possibility, if only the "hot" might for once be running. Only in the highest of 100 degree F high summer would I even consider going under COLD-only. The pipes are buried so deep it's like showering in icewater... Anyway so I was hoping for HOT to be running: and it was! So at last I feel really lovely and clean. Wahey!

I'm learning SueƱos World Spanish from the BBC (and courtesy of the public library: oh how not having a ticket for ten years has held me back!)
~ Fantastic!

PS CHRISTIANE F: whoever "CrazyXXGirlPIA" is who posted it up had subtitling problems, so you can see the entire movie in English but only AFTER part one (of twelve). If you'd like to view such a gritty sad story in its Teutonic entirety, click here.

YOUNG MICHAEL JACKSON SINGING I'LL BE THERE
The picture's lousy, but this acapella performance is something else...

20 comments:

  1. gledwood follow me on my blog im so lonely i only have 2 followers LOL!!!!!!!!

    there is a garbage strike in toronto right now day 8 and its not fun, garbage everywhere and it stinks and we got flies maggots raccoons squirrels and rats everywhere lol

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  2. It is hot here, 93 F today and in the 90's all week. The humidity is high so it is more miserable because of that. I would like a day at 82 F. But the difference is that everything here is over airconditioned. It is actually cold in some buildings.

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  3. I was on a bus just a couple of days ago and still someone moaned about an open window. She said the draught was going right down her back! Lol, there's always one.

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  4. I know what you mean about England not being prepared for heat. Much like we're lost in the cold! Bit of trivia for you, swine don't sweat, that's why piggies like mud, it regulates their temperature! Get a fan, they're great!

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  5. i WISH we had a heatwave in toronto, right now its raining and about 16 degrees uughhhh the summer so far has been pure shit im so mad we have such a long terrible cold winters and i was so looking forward to sunshine but not much of that and its july terrible i tell ya, why did i leave the beautiful country of sweden to live here why oh why

    and gledwood please dont post anymore terrible pictures of abuseed animals i am STILL thinking about that poor donkey lol

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  6. 28 deg C sounds nice to me. Was only 21 deg C for a high today here in the heart of the Rust Belt. Going down to 12 deg C for a low tonight. That's rather chilly for July, but I will take that over the 30 deg C plus days that typically come this time of year.

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  7. where i live.. its HOT & humid.. we've been hitting 104/105F for days. Humidity gets close to 100% I really think I live in the middle of hell.. hell must certainly be cooler than this..

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  8. kellyalsaleh at tiscali DOT co DOT uk

    kelly at haywards DOT me

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  9. I can understand how 28C would be hot for you, it's hot for NZers, too. But that's an autumn temp here, very pleasant without being scorching. We can get up to over 40C on a warm day...that's warm. The airconditioner even struggles with that.

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  10. As Sweden says, we've been cold and wet the last couple days. But it was hot enough last week that my oldest got himself some heatstroke working with the crew. But he's an indoor guy - never handled heat well.

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  11. Gleddy,
    Glad you got your cool shower. I hate to be sweaty.

    It's unseasonably cool here in Ohio. I have a sweater on today. It's nice to not have to close the house up in order to have the airconditioning on.

    I wish you a break in the hot weather and a wonderful weekend.

    Much love,

    SB

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  12. I have been meaning to watch Christiane F. On Netflix it's only available in German or a badly subtitled version. I know enough German, I think I can understand it.

    Christiane is now straight and a writer and film producer. She "shot" to fame.

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  13. I can't find an email for you..hope this link works, I thought of you first thing when I saw it

    http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=85647

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  14. That is not a heat wave to me. It is normal temperatures for this time of year and by August one can add 10 or so degrees for "normal." When one included the relatively high humidity here in the Ohio River Valley, the "feels like" temperature is up by 3 to 8 degrees.

    That said, I understand how uncomfortable your "heat wave" must be whrn it is so abnormal. Showers are good; air conditioning is much better!

    Stay cool, my friend!

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  15. Kat'rina: I did I'm following you! I have similar garbage probs with the local council NOT providing wheelie bins like they did in the other place. Rubbish must be either left indoors where it stinks, or put outside to be torn open by foxes. Lovely!

    Syd: our supermarkets are freezing... isn't it true America spends more money COOLING down in summer than heating up in winter?? That's crazy!! Couldn't they build in stone for one thing, that would make houses way way cooler. Also you can use a simple fan surely. Or is it really that unbearable?... I don't know I've never been so you'll have to enlighten me...

    Lesley: some people! Aye!!

    Baino: aye yer right about them piggies!!

    Molson: that's VERY chilly... but were you up a pika-filled mountaintop..??

    Aimee: that sounds unbearable!

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  16. Kelly: thanks I sent one!! Did you get it??

    Pussinboots: 40C sounds most inconvenient. I think it was like that when I went to Madras once in southern india. It was December but exCEEDINGLY hot. Very very very VERY hot indeed!!

    Jeannie: An indoor guy? I'm turning into that...

    SB: it's not TOO unbearable... apart from the footmushrooms (ahem!). Showers we have to wait till evening for. Water's never on in morning. No idea at all why...

    Lou: ok I'll try... Can't report back till tomorrow. At terminal about to be terminated for want of more TIME ~ aha!

    Nick: that sounds very inconvenient where you live!

    Are you in the Mississippi?

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  17. OHHHH foxes come to yer garbage that is SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want wild foxes in my backyard all i get it rats squirrels and raccoons i LOVE raccoons LOVE them

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  18. I thought North America had far more wildlife than we have here. Everything we get you get too, only polar bears, racoons and coyotes in addition... o yeah you regularly see foxes trotting down the rd at 4 in the morning with chinese chicken hotwings in their snouts ~ the theiving swines!

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  19. Nope. I'm not in Mississippi. I'm several hundred miles north on the border between Kentucky and Indiana.

    I don't think that I could stand to live in Mississippi heat. It's difficut enough where I am.

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  20. AMERICA sounds like an unbearable country to live in... no wonder they spend more on cooling off in summer than keeping warm in winter..!

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