CHERYL COLE, Girls Aloud beauty and X-Factor judge is the talk of the nation this week because she is finally divorcing her deadbeat footballer husband, Ashley.The newspapers know she is over him because she spent eight hours in a hotel room with her American dancer Derek Hough and his very cute yorkshire terrier. You can see the doggie by clicking here.
Today's Sun claims she is changing her name back to Cheryl Tweedy and compulsively removing every trace of her cheating sex-pest other half from their Surrey mansion. The newspaper claims she will not be pursuing him for a giant cut of his £14 million ($20 million) fortune, seeing as she has a few mill of her own.
For those of you reading this on Stateside shores feeling glad this tittle-tattle is of utter irrelevance to you ~ be warned! Simon Cowell is planning, so the newspapers claim, to set up Cheryl, who won her fame on a Popstars: The Rivals talent show as a judge on his new American X-Factor tellyprog. Which means that within the year her name might be resonating around the disinterested rafters of your brain, just like it does mine!
I usually update myself on "people" News at the hairdresser or in a waiting room. There I also learned that Tiger Wood had an adventure with a lady and that this fact put the United States upside down and it became a bigger problem then the war in Irak or "Global warming" (which now is Climate change) He even had to excuse himself on TV ! Who cares? I am not his wife and for me he can sleep with a whole female army !
ReplyDeleteGawd you watch a lot of rubbish on telly! We don't have the X Factor but getting there with Australia's Got Talent1 Bleagh .. no it doesn't!
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ReplyDeleteSheryl's a stunning beauty with a kind heart and real depth of feeling. She's not a plastic tart like some of the brainless floozies who manage to enveigle themselves on to the box, and into the beds of faithless married footballers!
ReplyDeleteI hope she finds herself a real man who will cherish her for the inner beauty that lights up her perfect features, in a way that surgery and make-up never can.
As for Ashley? Pity the man who has the lot: looks, success, wealth, fame and wife Sheryl - surely one of the loveliest women ever to walk the earth? Envied by millions, he has lost the respect of fans through his dereliction of duty to his wife. I pity him for his silliness and lack of appreciation for his greatest blessing. Notches on the bed-post will never compensate him for the loneliness he inevitably faces. Stupid boy! He's not the first to learn a painful lesson the hard way (no pun intended) and he certainly won't be the last. Sad. Very, very sad.
P.S. No, I'm not Sheryl's Mum!H