Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

LAST WEEK I made a wonderful stew with lamb and noodles {not noodles ~ DUMPLINGS; Knödel!} (I translated this post from German ) and delici...

ME MUM had high tea but I was starving so I had vegetable lasagne. I don't usually go for vegetarian options these days but used to whe...

I JUST BOUGHT A WEEK's dindins from my favourite shop, Iceland ~ where you can get all the components of a roastbeef dinner frozen read...

NO FIRE ~ but a great deal of chaos. I slammed in a pair of Morrison's own quarter pounder beefburgers in the middle shelf under high h...

I REALLY WANT A DISNEY DOG LIKE "PEANUT" FROM THE KINGSMILL ADVERT: Can you believe NOBODY has put Peanut the dog on Youtube? You ...

OK, having been inspired by Iceland's "industrial" version, I finally got inspired to do my own roast beef dinner at the weeke...

I MISSED MORRISONS ' special deal roast chicken legs yesterday lunchtime so I bought two raw drumsticks from the butchers by the MSG-ch...

Vienna ~ where I'm thinking of fleeing to ~ is world-famous for its Konditorei ; its quality cakes: Schokoladenkuchen (chocolate cake) K...

HOW VULGAR! But that's what I did. It took me TWO HOURS to get from suburbia to this certain dealer's "urbia". TWO HOURS...

SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOWL OF STEW FOR PIRI PIRIS. DRUGS BIT COMES FIRST: SO IT IS quarter to eight pm on Sunday. NOBODY has any heroin . Thos...

I AM CAUGHT BETWEEN DUMPLINGS AND UNREALITY. Well that and chili con carne with pharts ... In answer to your questions: Bashful Trotter Do...

THE CHILI CON CARNE WAS OK, except for the windy diarrhoea I gave myself by undercooking (slightly) the red kidney beans. This despite foll...

I FOUND an (undamaged) packet of red kidney beans on the street. Obviously it had fallen out of some Guardian -reading, round glasses-wearin...

I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO DUMPLINGIZE the last stew because I ate the entire lot while it was mulling overnight (y'know to let spices set...