Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

WHERE DO THE BREASTS COME IN? I asked myself, attempting to rewind mentally to this headline. Victim of my own visual mind I saw boobs in t...

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB: but I said no no no ... That idea was put to me today. But actually I said I would think about it ... I h...

GREATLY HONOURED. GREATLY LOVED. GREATLY TIRED ... Greatly semi-inspired ... Ruth has nominated me for a Thinking Blogger Award ! I can...

MADONNA'S OFF. Strange that such a supposedly international superstar should cause such offence but then again, to repeat a highly unor...

BOILING HOT DAY. And here I am, sat like a derelict in the William Hill betting shop. The "punters" are swearing and maoning tha...

I WOKE UP at about quarter to one in the afternoon having just dreamt about "Nutnut" my "ex". I wish I had not taken to...

THIS POST COMES LATE IN THE DAY for Saturday I'm well aware. What little there is to tell that doesn't boil down (so to speak) to b...

SULTRY AFTERNOON. I hear voices in the background, they're putting me on edge. I don't like workmen in my house. Dislike the bangin...

BEWARE: THIS IS A COOKING POST. This is the last time I'll talk about stew in any detail. I promise. I'm just too knackered to think...

POSTING ON THE BUS - you see this is where pen and paper will take you but not a laptop. Note that's our word while the manufacturers h...

THE WEATHER IS WARM AND SULTRY and yet still I'm frozen. Have to go out yet still don't want to go (don't even really want to b...

WEATHER OUTSIDE IS LOVELY. IN MY HEAD: storms approaching. I don't know. Very in-between. Had (drugs) clinic today which always puts me...

My friend Debs found me these BBC clips of garden birds singing . Click on the link, and you'll get a chart of our most common birds ov...

I'VE NO IDEA WHY: but Google Blogger Blogspot Bloodclot whatever they call themselves have recommenced requiring a check-word (or shoul...

MY BRAINS FEEL LIKE FRUIT SALAD this afternoon. I was awoken at maybe five o'clock this morning by a bird that had taken up position ri...

THE ORGAN I FOUND is a Yamaha PSV19. Whoever they employed to plunk in the preset tunes was a mediocre nonEnglishspeaking person who had li...

I'VE VERY LITTLE TIME to post to I'll make this brief: more stew (neck of lamb), Enid's gone to the Turkish lady in the corner ...

I FELL OUT OF BED AT LEAST TWICE LAST NIGHT in a night of constant nightmares. Or, rather, one ongoing dream that was bad, bad, bad. Involv...

IT'S A BLUE and white day, when it's sunny and cloudy and a little bit breezycome rain or come shine. Both came. ... At long last t...

HI! IT'S AFTER 3:30 in the morning. Beth Ditto , Yoko Ono and Scissor Sisters' Anna Matronic are sharing the Channel 4 sofa. Matran ...