Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

HAMSTERS & HEROIN: Not all junkies are purse-snatching grandmother-killing psychos. I'm keeping this blog to bear witness to that fact.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

My own funeral

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MY ALARM shrilled me awake at 7am; I was up by 7:20. Did all the bits I had to e.g. picking up methadone. At 10:30 my dealer rang me but I ...
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

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I CALLED up my friend who's unofficially organizing Perky's funeral tomorrow , I was stressing about where it was, who I was going w...
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Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Suicide II

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I'M not really in the mood to write this, but I painstakingly posted these facts in German so I have to do it in English too. In January...
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Songwriter

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I'M WORKING on a hit record. Here are the lyrics. As you can see, I've made every effort to avoid pop clichés... I'm thinking o...
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Monday, July 05, 2010

Oui, oui... c'est le French keyboard!

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I HQD q go on ,y nezly instqllled French keyboqrd; just for the fun of it qnd found it ,ore inconvenient by fqr thqn the Ger,qn; zhich is ...
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Sunday, July 04, 2010

German Keyboard!

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HAVING irritatedly spent the last month or so laboriously copying umlauts äöü, ÄÖÜ and ess-zed, the weird blobberous ß thing, by sucking the...
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Saturday, July 03, 2010

Water Voles

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FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY Formerly known as water-rats, these are actually a species of vole, and are more closely related to hamsters than r...
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Friday, July 02, 2010

Rip van Gledwood II

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STILL UNWELL... yes, Rip van Gledwood II. Yesterday, I slept literally 20 hours with only piss-breaks. I can't even talk about going t...
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Famous German and Jewish American names and their meanings...

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Calvin Klein , celebrated fashion designer. Klein means SMALL Lucianne Goldberg , literary agent, famously embroiled in President Clinton...
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Ach!

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HOW TYPICAL of me to put my foot in it. (Again.) I thought I was simply quoting the German National Anthem. Little did I know that in moder...
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Monday, June 28, 2010

Deutschland über England

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YESTERDAY'S FOOTBALL RESULT, for those of you living on Mars was: Germany 4: England 1 England is not happy. This morning I was given th...
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

New German Blog

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GLEDWOODS DEUTSCHEN BLOG finden Sie hier: http://gledwood3.blogspot.com Happy reading!
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Escaped furry lightning bolt

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HERE is yesterday's escaped roborovski story translated into English. I am going to open a German blog very soon I promise y'all. Wh...
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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Roborowski Hamster

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FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY PELZIGER FREITAG AUF SAMSTAG Roborovski pygmy hamsters are the tiniest of all hamsters. Roborowski Zwerghamster sin...
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Silver donkey OK

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IF Y'ALL were wondering what I was blithering about earlier, it was mostly about my friend Belinda's poorly doggie Albert, who had ...
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Die Nachrichten

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HIER SIND DIE NACHRICHTEN VON GLEDWOOD Ich weiß, ich sollte einen besonderen Deutschen Blog anfangen... ja ich weiß. Aber im Augenblick blog...
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hot, exhausted day

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IT WAS 28 DEGREES CENTIGRADE TODAY. For London this is hot. I'm sweating like a swine. It's ten minutes to ten at night and only jus...
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Send in the Clowns

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ONE OF THE MOST HAUNTING SONGS I KNOW... from the Broadway show The Producers. Stephen Sondheim actually wrote it to be performed by an acto...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Isn't Simi beautiful?

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YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP. I had to post this. Here's what Google Translate made of my post yesterday about Welshcakes Limoncello...
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Monday, June 21, 2010

Isn't this the cutest doggie in the world..?

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THIS IS MY FRIEND WELSHCAKES ' DOG SIMI taking a rest after an exhausting fur-cut. Isn't she the cutest little trotterdonkey you...
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London, United Kingdom
38 year-old guy, 6 blogs (the main one is gledwood vol 2 so go there for new postings: blogs are linked via my sidebars), I also have 3 video blogs. One mainly music vids, the other random "novelty" clips from Youtube/etc. The third is my Fabulous Celebrity Blog for fans of trash culture. Unfortunately addicted to drugs - yes it was my own fault but what can I do about it now? Addicted means trapped & can't stop. That's how addicted I am. But that's not ALL I blog about. Apart from drugs I love drink. Apart from drink I'm into little furry animals like Pingpong, my Chinese hamster, and my 3 roborovski hamsters: Itchy, Bashful and Spherical... and ... er, food. Lately there has been a drought of the substance that enslaved me for so long. Will I clean up? Only time will tell...
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