Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

MY ALARM shrilled me awake at 7am; I was up by 7:20. Did all the bits I had to e.g. picking up methadone. At 10:30 my dealer rang me but I ...

I CALLED up my friend who's unofficially organizing Perky's funeral tomorrow , I was stressing about where it was, who I was going w...

I'M not really in the mood to write this, but I painstakingly posted these facts in German so I have to do it in English too. In January...

I'M WORKING on a hit record. Here are the lyrics. As you can see, I've made every effort to avoid pop clichés... I'm thinking o...

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HAVING irritatedly spent the last month or so laboriously copying umlauts äöü, ÄÖÜ and ess-zed, the weird blobberous ß thing, by sucking the...

FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY Formerly known as water-rats, these are actually a species of vole, and are more closely related to hamsters than r...

STILL UNWELL... yes, Rip van Gledwood II. Yesterday, I slept literally 20 hours with only piss-breaks. I can't even talk about going t...

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HOW TYPICAL of me to put my foot in it. (Again.) I thought I was simply quoting the German National Anthem. Little did I know that in moder...

YESTERDAY'S FOOTBALL RESULT, for those of you living on Mars was: Germany 4: England 1 England is not happy. This morning I was given th...

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HERE is yesterday's escaped roborovski story translated into English. I am going to open a German blog very soon I promise y'all. Wh...

FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY PELZIGER FREITAG AUF SAMSTAG Roborovski pygmy hamsters are the tiniest of all hamsters. Roborowski Zwerghamster sin...

IF Y'ALL were wondering what I was blithering about earlier, it was mostly about my friend Belinda's poorly doggie Albert, who had ...

HIER SIND DIE NACHRICHTEN VON GLEDWOOD Ich weiß, ich sollte einen besonderen Deutschen Blog anfangen... ja ich weiß. Aber im Augenblick blog...

IT WAS 28 DEGREES CENTIGRADE TODAY. For London this is hot. I'm sweating like a swine. It's ten minutes to ten at night and only jus...

ONE OF THE MOST HAUNTING SONGS I KNOW... from the Broadway show The Producers. Stephen Sondheim actually wrote it to be performed by an acto...

YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP. I had to post this. Here's what Google Translate made of my post yesterday about Welshcakes Limoncello...

THIS IS MY FRIEND WELSHCAKES ' DOG SIMI taking a rest after an exhausting fur-cut. Isn't she the cutest little trotterdonkey you...