Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

YESTERDAY I WOKE UP feeling like a block of ice. I had two hours until I was due at my antidrugs appointment. This is an intuitive recovery...

HEY I GOT MY BROADBAND BACK! So I can read your book, Anna ! And I can answer your blogs, y'all. I've been pretty down as you all m...

I FOUND A 6ft long little trotter horse narrow cardboard tube ideal for tubby roborovski hamsters to ping along. It's lying up my stre...

I SLEPT 17 HOURS STRAIGHT LAST NIGHT. I went to the nut-nut clinic. Everybody in the waiting room looked quite sane and well put together. ...

KENNY THE CACTUS is sitting happily on the TV in Donkey Ward at St Spiny's Cactus Hospital. He is looking forward to being transferred t...

IS IT BAD for my cactus to live by the window? I wanted him to get early morning dew ~ the condensation from the window. But won't this ...

I PULLED ALL THE FLOWERS out of my cactus last night (it is a cactus not a succulent; it has carefully hidden spines...)... and found every...

I BOUGHT A RED-FLOWERING (green coloured) succulent today. It looks beautiful, with things that look like green bananas growing out of tubb...

MAYBE NOT HAVING BROADBAND has turned out to be a good thing ; it means I'm overflowing with Things To Do for when I get it back. Readin...

I AM SAT HERE IN A BAD MOOD. There's drink in me , so I feel in a good mood. A good bad mood. Or a bad good mood. Whichever. I keep hopi...

IT IS A WARM AND SUNNY AFTERNOON. I just got Night at the Museum 1 & 2 on DVD for £5. Try and cheery myself up. I have taken no heroin ...

ANNA has emailed me her book which makes me really want to get broadband back so I can read it properly. I was so exhausted today I couldn...

IT'S DEFINITELY SPRING WEATHER. The leaves are on all the trees. The birds chirp their heads off "of" a morning... I woke up s...

NOTHING EXCITING TO SAY. I've run out of broadband and I'm exhausted all the time. I sleep all night into the midmorning then most ...

I WROTE PAGES AND PAGES last night because I went "up" (on nothing) now I'm down to "normal" I feel like a human ro...

I WAS IN A SOUR MOOD EARLIER; I'M IN A FAR BETTER ONE NOW. I was so exhausted I went back to bed. I'd woken up at five freezing col...

DO YOU LIKE the duck picture? That is supposed to be me in a swimming pool. Do you know that I was forced into weekly swimming lessons by m...

THIS IS the molecule of the designer drug "meow" (also stupidly called mephedrone) 4-methylmethcathinone. I tried it once. Somebod...

I SPENT A LOT OF THE DAY ASLEEP having slept terribly last night. I ran into someone I used to know in the corner shop when I was buying cy...

I'M NOT AS DOWN as I was yesterday. I was in a horrible mood last night. The only good thing about those horrible moods is that nearly ...