Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE MY HUNCH SEEMED TO BE RIGHT! Hillary is pulling through... I know lots of people see Hillary as rather strident, and Ob...

POOR BRITNEY SPEARS! I have been meaning for quite a while to present her behaviour for "blogside" examination. I mean, what on e...

I KID YOU NOT. My local butcher is selling calves' brains (at first I thought it was ready-made microwaveable spaghetti bolognaise) two ...

YES! FINALLY I MADE EGG FRIED RICE proper. There are two ways of doing this and I tried both. You must boil basmati rice properly and accor...

THAT IS A DOGGIE'S NOSE. But tonight I came to my tubbers and called "come out you fatty pink noses! Come out you furry old gremli...

YET AGAIN I have mysteriously managed to cook a meal just like the Chinese ... I always knew they knocked out marvellous dishes with zero ef...

YESTERDAY I made the all-famous chicken green peppers (actually, mine were red) in blackbean sauce with rice and peas. Eggfried rice I try ...

LAUNDRETTA INSISTS she has found a dead rat in her room. I don't believe this, but I don't like it. Because talk of rats is liable ...

2008. Here we are. Fourteen hours into the new year already and it's all change..!!.. NOT!¬ ACTUALLY I FEEL QUITE INVIGORATED AND INSPIR...

DO YOU LIKE PRINCESS MARGARET (the late Princess Margaret) with her drink and fag? I was sure every other photo I'd find would have he...

YES! To celebrate the amazing future of 2008 I am adding lots of possibly irrelevant images to my daily blog. Do you like this hammy? He lo...

IT'S AROUND THREE THIRTY Sunday afternoon . I am listening to Roald Dahl's The Witches on the radio via the wonders of internet tec...

LOVELY CHEESE AND ONION ROLLS! The cheese and onion being baked upon t' top. These I am devouring with intellectual parsley French chee...

SO POOR BENAZIR BHUTTO , former 1980s Prime Minister of Pakistan (and international best drest leader. Far funkier choice of outfits than M...

IT SAYS FRIDAY AS I TAPPED THIS IN AFTER MIDNIGHT... THOSE PONGEROVSKIS ARE DOZING IN THEIR TEABOX IN DISGRACE. Whenever I dare venture a h...

THOSE SLATTERNLY ROBOHAMSTERS! I can't believe what they have got up to now. Remember my boast of how well-organized they were, even hav...

WE HAD GORGEOUS ROAST LAMB with perfect potato mash, perfect industrial roast potatoes, cauliflour cheese and some seasonable vegetables and...

I'M AT MOTHER HUBBARD'S. EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE DOWN THE PUB so I get the chance to sneak quickly on this machine. Dinner's stil...

THE ROBBIES ARE PINGING INSIDE THEIR TARTAN hidehout. Pingpong the Chinese hamster is hiding under his luxury pea-green spiral staircase. I...

I HAVE HEAT! All for the sake of a busted 13A fuse ... now refrigeration is back... heat is back (from cooker-power)... TEA is back too. I...