MY HAMSTER ESCAPED during The Hoobs (do be sure to click the purple link) my favourite nighttime television prog. The Motorettes put in a particularly funky performance of "Why??" this morning... Also Hammy is very stealthy and two-faced. He pretends to be almost immobile with laziness and boredom and sleep and then the first moment of freedom and the swine is practically uncatchable. He always looks at me with black poppy eyes like: "What? What's got you so het up?? As if I was really actually going to honestly run away? Me??" Yeah man YOU.
Yesterday I started writing out an intellectual posting on paper but I've only lost it again. Saw a horrible TV prog on bailiffs this morning. Actually I have nothing to fear from these because I own nothing at all that they could seize. Literally nothing. But I do want to sort my debts out. They only got so out of hand because I was literally suicidal and couldn't see the point of paying off money when I was going to be dead. Childish but true.
Oh I remember what I wrote now. Some crap about how much I'd love to live abroad. Can't even live in this country so how will I do abroad?? Truthful answer: probably far better due to severing several ties of associations ... not least among them being drugs ...
Well I'm off to see the TiddlyPeeps on my way I go ...
I'm off to see the Tiddleypeppes they're sad they're bad I KNOW!!!! (private joke: watch the Hoobs). Right I'm off. See yer.
PS Click here to find out why cats have whiskers.
emmm.. truth is i'd like to live abroad too. but who knows if there's a better place for us. europeans thought there is hell in places they didnt go. tured out that it was just america. but that's renaissance. hope u feel better now whilst i'm writing this here comment :)
ReplyDeleteWhen my stepson was a little boy, he had 2 hamsters. We put them in every kind of cage we could find, but no matter what we did, they inevitably got out and ran amuck. Little Houdinis.
ReplyDeleteDoes Mr. Hamster run away and not come back, or does he just run around the house and come back when he's hungry?
ReplyDeleteYou should allow your hamster to run inside one of those hamster balls. They get "freedom" and you can easily find them. And that itch for living abroad? Don't you know we're all aliens...we don't belong here. (insert ominous music here)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to travel period. I've been nowhere and one day I'm outta' here.
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest what kelly said...get one of those balls for your buddy.
The Mouster does come back. He never escapes very far and is either asleep in my bedding somewhere or darting around v fast playing "scaredy mouse" ... I just have to pick my hand out & v quickly scoop him up but he is EXCEEDINGLY QUICK, far quicker than a wild mouse even ... just not scared of me but he still startles if I were to make a noise ...
ReplyDeletehi,i'm taiwanese. welcome to my blog. you can write comments to my blog in english.your comment is translated to chinese,but i can't understand.
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