Famous Panda Sneeze
This one's had 20,000,000 Youtube views!!
From Baino: now on my pets blog too...
Hello this is a post lost in the midsts of time (let alone the mists)...
Many a miserable day spent attempting to be "clean" of heroin and just to stick to methadone has ended yet again in FAILURE.
What else am I going to do? I've no idea. And I'm too tired to think about it.
I looked up some things to do with drugs, drugs of choice etc.
There's been a bit of a drought in the heroin supply of late, meaning all manner of weird variations in the ordinary standard of the drug have surfaced. Perhaps the most noteworthy being so-called "China White"... hard white rocks of heroin (though it also comes as a fluffy white powder)... in this case slightly offwhite, cooking up a solution the colour of white wine... exceedingly strong... had me standing in the middle of the room in a collapsing Z-shape...(!)
Also that stuff smells strongly of VINEGAR. Anyone know why?
Or is it just the ACETIC ANHYDRIDE used in the processing of morphine to heroin..?
Righty ho I have to go before I babble yous all out... take care!!
United States Heroin Details
Snowballing/speedballing (injecting heroin & crack mixture ~ I used to be head-over-heels addicted to this) most popular injected drug choice by 80% in UK...
Difference between Afghan Brown and China White heroin...
Afghan Heroin flooding Australia... "needs citric acid"...
Crack compared to crystal meth...
Khat: a Somali drug (leaves I once chewed in the grounds of a mental hospital. When we got bored of chewing leaves we inhaled lighter fluid instead and the Somali nutter's conversation hit us like a punch in the face...)
How Kiwis supposedly make "heroin" from codeine...
PS Remember that "definition" of my name Gledwood the other day, that I didn't believe..?
Well I just MADE UP a name, and here's the spiel thereupon..!
The meaning of Xaser
What Xaser Means |
 You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore. You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions. You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. |
That name thing is such a crock of shit. Mine said the most ridiculous things. It also said I was "pretty tightly wound" and then two paragraphs later that I am "totally chilled and relaxed". Like, yeah. I think someone has put all sorts of poo-poo into that database.
ReplyDeleteI know that lemons can give you a nasty fungal infections. So, what do you use for citric acid?
ReplyDeleteI always feel kinda bad when I write comments, because everyone is so worried about you (don't get me wrong, I am too). I just feel like I'm not anti-drug enough compared to everyone else.
That name thing is totally bogus, though it is also fairly entertaining. = )
Well, those sites always give positive results to such a test.
ReplyDeleteFell off the wagon this week did we? God I can't imagine how difficult it is for you Gleds but keep trying. You're right we've had a 35% increase in the importation of Afghan Brown which is cheaper and being taken up big time in Australia apparently. What gets me is that some addicts can actually 'function' in society. They hold down jobs, earn income, have families . . .how does it debilitate some and be merely recreational for others . . I don't get it. Anyway 'Z' man, have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteI nearly pissed my pants when I saw that panda movie. It's incredibly cute but mostly hilarious. The way the parent is staring like WTF just happened?!?!
ReplyDeleteFantastic :-)
I've seen the Panda sneeze before but it still makes me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh Gleds what we gonna do with you? You worry me honey, you really do. x
Loved the sneeze! Didn't love your wagon falling though. x
ReplyDeleteSo how hard will it be to get back on the wagon?
ReplyDeleteNicole: I think it gives one paragraph of doings according to each letter you enter...
ReplyDeleteLucinda: the citric acid/vitamin c is for ordinary brown heroin you must add it to break it down for injection. I heard in your part of the world a lot of the h is white, so you just cook it up. You're lucky as citric stings like hell if your vein's collapsing
Ropi: did you try yourself?
Baino: thanks. I'm not like the letter Z today...
Vincent: I like the lil babe's shonky voice...
ReplyDeleteAkelamalu: do with me? I've no idea
MissUnderstood: I'm v good at the wagonfalling tho
FireBird: quite hard un4tunately...
If you are struggling with an addiction, I hope you can get clean.
ReplyDeletethank you. are you spam?
ReplyDeleteThe smell comes from what they used to wash the impurities out.
ReplyDeleteLike ether for coke.
Its one of the resons I can walk past rotting garbage because the smell makes my stomach churned and the brain remember the rush.
yeah but I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteyou have #3 and #4
#3 is normally brown; #4 is normally white. #4 you cannot smoke as it's been washed into a hydrochloride salt with hyrdochloric acid and ether. This means it's true injection quality, as avid junkies prefer...
morphine washed with acetic anhydride which smells of vinegar, aparently, makes #3. but #3 smells of OPIUM, whereas #4, which has been through hydrochloric acid on top, so you'd assume all acetic anyhdride is by now washed out~ smells of VINEGAR!!
yeah but I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteyou have #3 and #4
#3 is normally brown; #4 is normally white. #4 you cannot smoke as it's been washed into a hydrochloride salt with hyrdochloric acid and ether. This means it's true injection quality, as avid junkies prefer...
morphine washed with acetic anhydride which smells of vinegar, aparently, makes #3. but #3 smells of OPIUM, whereas #4, which has been through hydrochloric acid on top, so you'd assume all acetic anyhdride is by now washed out~ smells of VINEGAR!!
Yeah, I know what the citric acid is/does, I was wondering do you like buy like tablets of citric acid and crush it. I just wasn't sure like, I guess, like what form of citric acid you use. I'm phrasing it in a weird way.
ReplyDeleteI used to buy it in packets, usually Rajah brand which was for cooking. The pharmacy did a clean white looking box called "citric acid monohydrate" it was a finer crystalline powder but no more expensive.
ReplyDeleteNowadays the drug service gives out free sachets of citric or vitamin C with all fresh works. Though why anyone would pick citric over vitamin C is beyond me...