Monday, May 18, 2009

Digital Radio

MY MUM said she was buying me a birthday present. I am now 38 years old. This is far too old to be a junkie. But anyway we went through Tesco's electrical department and picked out a cheapie CD player plus (what I really wanted) a digital radio.

The FM dial in London is so jam-packed with pirate stations playing outdated early 90s drum-&-bass I find it literally impossible to get a signal on the speech stations I actually like.

Nobody uses satellite radio in this country. In fact I have never seen (or even heard of) a set on sale, though I've heard a satellite called Hotbird does broadcast to Europe. What I got was DAB, which offers crystal-clear reception subscription free from local broadcasters on about 50 channels ~ though there's apparently space for loads more. Unlike ordinary FM radio, DAB broadcasts come via a "multiplex" where the signal on one frequency, eg 220 mhz is divided into 8 or more stations, making pirate DAB broadcasting a tad too technically complexicated for the average drum-&-bass towerblock hoodlum.

The radio pirates install their FM transmitters at the top of residential towerblocks and broadcast practically anywhere they please on the FM dial. Sometimes you can just about get talk radio but with a ceaseless pulse of dfff-dfff-dffffff sub-bass. Other times the DJ's voice comes shamelessly through on top, interjecting phases like "rewind selecta" and "big up da blah-de-blah-blimblom" (their mates). There's supposed to be a taskforce tackling these illegal broadcasters, who use random flats in the area (with another, low-power frequency as link) but they never seem to go away for more than a day or two. You can usually tell which is and isn't strictly "legit" because pirate stations broadcast in mono ~ so they don't light up the red stereo light. I'm all for freestyling on the radio waves don't get me wrong. I just find it annoying when they're decimating the BBC. Personally I think the legal broadcasters should all switch to digital and leave FM for anybody who wants a go. But apparently there's a problem because car manufacturers usually install AM/FM-only radios in keeping with pan-European demand and a lot of digital-only broadcasters claim to lose money. The latest "multiplex" got no bidders and so the future of DAB in the UK is uncertain.

Meanwhile I'm more than happy with what's there!

It's Bashful's funeral today or tomorrow. Oh, and I'm moving to Berlin. More about that tomorrow ...

VIDEO

It was the Eurovision song contest
on Saturday night. Widely derided (here); taken incredibly seriously (in the East) it attracts transEuropean viewing figures of over 100,000,000.

I must have been out of my head because unlike former years (when I avoid it like bubonic plague) I thought to myself "this might be good!"~??!? and settled down with a nice cup of tea. Thankfully I conked out for the first half of the "ceremony" but this is what I remember:

PS If you come from lands far overseas and believe all European pop music is a tacky load of tat, see this before you cement your opinion (it will only strengthen it!!)

NORWAY (Best tune)
I was going to put this down as the best entry musically anyhow. And they happened to WIN also:



UKRAINE (Best visuals)
The singer mortgaged her flat to pay for this elaborate set. I hope she gets her money back:



UK
Musicals composer Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote the tune. Whoever wrote the lyrics ("it's my time, it's my time" repeated over and over) deserves to be shot:

("Royaume Uni" came 5th out of 25, with 42 countries voting...)


14 comments:

  1. I would never cast dispersions on the country that gave us the Beatles and the Stones.

    The Ukraine however...that was just scary!

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  2. We have satellite radio here, but it is struggling to stay afloat. The only reason I got it was to keep up with that zany vulgar loon Howard Stern who got many to subscribe, but still not enough to keep the two main big companies (XM and Sirius) from merging recently just to prevent going under.

    YOU'RE MOVING TO BERLIN?! HUH???!!!

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  3. Is it your birthday today Gleds???

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY M'DEAR AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS.

    How nice that your Mum got you just what you wanted for your birthday present. :)

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  4. why yes I had not watched the eurovision song contest in years... not since LOVE CITY GROOVE were on. remember that?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZ5KnEWebs
    CLASSIC!

    I want to move to Berlin! Ever since I watched Christiane F and watched a few documentaries on the place I totally wanted to go there. I love the language; unfortunately, a combination of crap teachers and the ignorance that most kids have now these days "oh, everybody speaks english, i don't really need to bother" meant my german skills dont extend past ich bin naomi and how to order a sausage in the butchers. David Bowies music in german... sexy! And I love Lou Reeds Berlin. Hell, I just love everything Berlin! More on that later... I will have to wait till I get back in 2 weeks. Yes, I am off tomorrow!

    I am ashamed to say I don't listen to radio that much anymore. Shame, only time I do is when I am in the shower (got one of those tacky fm.am waterproof radios shaped like a seahorse!) or when my mate is talking on bbc radio. My mum swears by Digi Radios though. Hell, I wish I had one to take into rehab, maybe there will be one there? There is something isolating about just sticking to my ipod with its predictable playlist. Maybe I shall get a cheap one from Tesco as its next door to the hospital where I am going first to stock up on cigarettes.

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  5. I don't think we have pirate stations here . .to my mind there's far TOO much talkback by US style shock jocks with their right wing wankiness. Berlin? Crikey Gleds! Can't wait for the mystery to be unravelled!

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  6. Hey! Did I hear you say birthday??? Happy Birthday!!! I think you and I were born in the same year!

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  7. Happy B-day Gled, mine was on the 16th, and I'm ten years old than you.

    Berlin huh? Interesting choice.

    Janice~

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  8. 38 too old to be a junkie! I'm 36 so not far behind you. I thought I would have grown up by now too but you can only take each day as it comes.

    Anyway...

    ----HAPPY BIRTHDAY----

    ;->

    xKellyx

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  9. Happy birthday! :-)

    That's very nice of your mom. I hope it works properly :-)

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  10. Happy birthday Gleds!

    I apologize for ignoring my friends here...I've been sick (and tired) and just haven't had the energy to do much.

    So sorry to hear about Bashful. :( Very sad. And moving to Berlin?!?!? Wow, looks like I have a lot of catching up to do here.

    ;)

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  11. Lou: yeah: I meant to say "most remarkable visuals" rather than best. "Best" by Eurovision opens a totally new set of standards...

    Wat: yeah fed up of Britain. Totally 100% well and truly ...

    Akelamalu: it was recently but thanks for the returns!!

    Naomi: best of luck in rehabilitation m'dear... only old people listen to the radio. I never did when I was your age... be careful with possessions at rehab. I'm surprised they don't give locking lockers (they should). Digital radio/tv/etc doesn't go down too well at places like rehab as the extra choice just means extra hard to strike a compromise on what IS watched/listened to...

    Baino: socalled shock jocks were attemptedly brought in here but the style crashed and burned. London is so full you cannot hear the fm dial. Maybe 80 or 90 stations vying for attention on Saturday night. Maybe 25 official ones, the rest illicit! If you had pirate radio I'm sure you would know it, also as I said they don't light up the red stereo light ~ that's a big clue

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  12. Nicole: 1972? aye. I'm a water rat~ haha!!

    Janice: it's a fascination rather than dream destiny if you know what i mean. I'm under no illusions of Berlin as promised land ~ I'd just really like to see it and from experience know that a weekend break will hardly achieve THAT

    Kelly: cheers. I'm just bored of no future and a wiped out past!

    Vincent: me too!!

    Debs: hey you just reminded me I can hardly move with hamsters can I ????

    (dur. I mean HamsteR single)

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  13. Are you getting another roborovski? I hope so.

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  14. Pirate radio? Arrrr! I needs me some pirate radio. Strictly verbotten here though.

    Germany? I'd go for the beer, but I'm sticking it out in the States right in the heart of the Rust Belt where unemployment is in vogue. Politicians have been bashing things up here for quite a while now and are still hard at it. Both our main political parties are totally corrupted. Politicians suck. All of them.

    So sorry to hear about the demise of the Bashful One. I shall quaff a beer in her honor. Heck I may quaff a dozen.

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