Thursday, July 02, 2009

Foot Mushrooms!

ALL THIS "HEATWAVE" SWEATING has brought me out in the most terrible "athlete's" feet and prickly heat. That river of perspiration running down my back has sprouted all manner of fungal growths. I know what's happening because it happened before at my old house with radiators on full blast in high summer. The house where I lost my mind.

So I'm now covered in two types of antifungal emollients. One a "wash" the other a "creme" formulation.

These unguents are said to go on working for some time after application and hopefully will get zonked out straight away by this highly proactive nuking situation.

I also bought miracle "yukky foot smell in old boots and trainers begone" spray for about £5 ~ and amazingly it works!

If there's any other intimate medical details you'd like to know ~ just ask.

It's what that comments box is all about!!

PS: "foot mushrooms" ~ FuƟpilz or Fusspilz ~ being the Germans' charmingly direct expression for "athlete's foot"..!

PPS: Can anyone name the "brand" of mushrooms illustrated?... If so, you might get a cash prize!

(And also might not)...


MICHAEL JACKSON: "MILK OF AMNESIA" FOUND AT STAR'S HOME

MICHAEL JACKSON was on some hardcore pharmaceuticals, the Sun newspaper reveals.
The most recent allegation being that a bottle of Propofol, an "anaesthetic induction agent" (ie something you IV and it zonks you right out) was discovered in the late superstar's boudoir.

Media sources are claiming the singer regularly "begged" his nurses for this medication and that he was taking it just to sleep at night!

Propofol is classed as a nonbarbiturate hypnotic agent that should be used with extreme caution in conjunction with opioid analgesics. In other words, it is being alleged, the combination of this with everything else Jackson was alleged to be on, could well be what finished him off.

This medication should only ever be administered by a trained anaesthetist in an operating-theatre situation, physicians insist.

So what on earth was it doing in Michael Jackson's bedroom..?

10 comments:

  1. Gledwood! Man, a foot fungus post...what is up?

    Does it actually grow on your foot like a mushroom? I don't know why I want to know, but I do...

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  2. LOl yeah WTF

    oh HI reeny!!!!

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  3. Fusspilz . . haha . . perfect description. Dont scratch! It's a death cap mushy, not so nice for eating and I think we'll find a few juicy snippets revealed about Mr Jackson's boudoir!

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  4. @ Baino: That is the worst phrase I have ever heard lol! 'Death cap muchy, not so nice for eating'

    No mushrooms in my salad tonight! lol.

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  5. It's gotta be foot fungus - not mushrooms!

    I think that doctor of Michael Jackson's should lose his license.

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  6. i had atheletes foot once and my doctor gave me some cream and it went away.

    also christiane F is an excellent movie i saw it like 10 years ago and its well i already said awesome right lol

    hope all is well with u gledwood
    ps thanks for following me im not as lonely now

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  7. Foot fungus...that's a new way of describing athlete's foot, I guess. I dunno, I've never had it so have no idea what it is.

    Nothing surprises me about Michael Jackson. I hope he's happy now, although enormously talented, he wasn't a contented soul.

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  8. Reeny: no! Just makes them horrible and scabby and smelly. Yuck!¬!

    Katrina: a lot of it went away within 24 hours which I thought pretty amazing

    Baino: I think I'm meant to wash my feet in boiling water. Sorry my SOCKS I meant... erk

    Yes it was indeed a death cap mushrooms. Some writer chap got poisoned only last summer and ended up on a renal unit after cooking up those in a stew (idiot!) soon as I heard references to livers and kidneys I knew what he had eaten, cause when I was a kid I had thoughts of KILLING MY STEPDAD with those ~ haha!!

    Jeannie: that's right, but there's only one word for the 2 "phenomena"

    Pussinboots: it afflicts boys more than girls because boys sweat more and are more gross. In severe cases, according to the leaflet, it cracks into yellow-pus-running fissures!!

    MJ yes nothing, he was a genuine nutter. And hypocrite! In that film moonwalker the not very imaginatively named baddy "Mr Big" wants to poison the children of the world with drugs and threatens the kidnapped girl with a shot of heroin ~ something MJ, so it seems, would have broken his doctor's door down to get hold of!

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