Wednesday, September 15, 2010

If we could talk to the animals...

... they might say something like this!

TALKING DOGS, CATS AND HAMSTER

...

BIRD TELLS CATS "YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE US ANY MORE!"



NO BIG NEWS to report. Still working on me story. I've only done 3300 words, but I'm hoping no major goblins are in the text.

No broadband at home has helped me out in a big way. It's made me realize I've been wasting an opportunity to improve myself. To write great literature and change my life. I'm like the man who owns a Lambourghini and only uses it to drive to the corner shop for milk, sugar and a packet of fags!

Must dash ~ "darn" internet caff about to terminate me, as per usual!
at

4 comments:

  1. Liz Hinds16 September 2010 at 18:15

    I'm looking forward to the day your great literature wins the Man booker Prize or whatever it's called these days.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Arjan16 September 2010 at 18:59

    Good to hear that you're trying to stop shooting crap into your veins :)
    Not having internet at home súcks.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Gledwood17 September 2010 at 16:03

    LIZ: that'll be the day!

    ARJAN: aye. It's gonna be a long journey though.

    No internet. Tell me about it!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Syd18 September 2010 at 23:18

    Thanks for the cute photo of the hamster.

    ReplyDelete

For legal reasons, comments that incite hatred, racism, issue threats or include personal contact information will be deleted.