WELL IT'S THE EARLY AM AND....
MANIC MORNING RANT:~~~~~~~
GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING! IT'S 0507 hours I've been up a good 40 mins. Had 2 cups of black coffee ~ speeding off my BRAINBOX ON CAFFEINE fucking hell!!! I really want to drop round Valium Marilyn's but the BORING COW WILL BE ASLEEP, BOMBED OUT OF HER HEAD ON BENZOS. How can people sleep like that? sleep is a SICKNESS avoid avoid avoid did you know it's scientific fact the more you sleep the more tired you get? i'm avoiding sleep like the living death that it is i want to be UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP HIGHER HIGHER HIGHER into natural land it is not the lot of man to live in poverty did you know that so i'm playing the lottery. i just checked my euromillions numbers from 25 march NO FUCKING WIN not my millionaire lottery THE SWINDLING SWINES!
Now I'm off to the chemist in 3 hours' time then off to this punishment group. You have to go as a punishment for being a raving drug addict. Sit in a room full of people who have been sentenced to sit there by courts of law and talk about relapse prevention. I'm bringing my bouncy ball for company.
i feel love
this mix is a bit like a donkey wearily trudging up a hill bearing loads of bone china teacups and saucers. but it's better than a kick in the chops SO LISTEN TO IT
binary finary 2000
this is one of the best party tunes of all time
Buggerlugz I want you to put this on LOUD and dance round your caravan in Wales
sorry too early nearly 7am fucking boring world NOBODY IS UP i have just been bouncing my balls in the street got lots of rude stares of a black man by the bus stop.
My highly cogent, perceptively insightful post about the evils of drugs is one below this and I would please like lots of flattering comments from you all.
Here are some ideas
Gledwood you have outdone yourself yet again what a shit hot post!
Wow man what amazing writing. You're way more talented than Shane Memoires of a Heroinhead and Melody Lee is Damned put together. Well done.
I'm never taking drugs after reading this Gledwood. Thanks for saving my life.
Hi Gledwood I represent HarperCollins publishers and am willing to offer you an advance against royalties of £10,000,000 for North American rights in English to your fantabby bloggie. Once sales have topped 35 million we promise you an extra £5 million bonus.
Oh Gledwood you are so amazing. Will you marry me? I am a supermodel heiress to a seven billion dollar pharmaceuticals fortune and have keys to the diamorphine factory. Love Cassandra. PS don't worry about waiting for Daddy to kick the bucket: I already have £100 million in cash, property and shares and insist you do NOT sign a prenup.
etc etc.
Now I've got to go and bounce my ball on the SHITHEAD DOLE-SWINDLING BASTARD WHO LIVES DOWNSTAIRS FROM ME AND TRIED TO GET ME EVICTED. FUCKER!!
HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!
Uh, you sound like your wound a little too tight today.
ReplyDeleteTry to have a good day and don't annoy too many people with your bouncy ball.
i really bounce it on the street. normally
ReplyDeletethe dole-swindler doesn't even STAY in his room the bastard, yet has the cheek to complain about MY bad habits (never cleaning, ahem!)
yeah i am a bit "overwrought" i'm trying to chill!
You are sooo funny today. Are you sure you're not using..JUST KIDDING, dear Gleds.
ReplyDeleteI would rather read the anti drug rant over the heroin bloggers who continue to glamorize their use. For them, it's all fun and games. For the people who have to clean up their messes or pay their bills, not so much.
Sorry to sound angry today. I'm not really. Heroin is a tough thing to put down, and you know I love me some addicts. It is just such a nowhere street as you so eloquently, and James Joyce-like pointed out in your rant;)
Du bist lieb, Gleds.
I couldn't do one of those unapologetic blogs that could be interpreted as glamorizing my drug use because right from the beginning my readers were normal people who didn't use drugs so I had to explain the hows and whys of what I was doing. Which was a good thing. And it meant I never vanished TOO far up my own anus.... (which is trumpeting away like nobody's business this afternoon, it must be said.........)
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