Laughing Babies

Cow & Gate laughing babies ~ famous TV ad



Is 9-month old Ethan drunk?! He keeps falling over!



Giggling quadruplets (hilarious!)

If we could talk to the animals...

... they might say something like this!

TALKING DOGS, CATS AND HAMSTER

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BIRD TELLS CATS "YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE US ANY MORE!"



NO BIG NEWS to report. Still working on me story. I've only done 3300 words, but I'm hoping no major goblins are in the text.

No broadband at home has helped me out in a big way. It's made me realize I've been wasting an opportunity to improve myself. To write great literature and change my life. I'm like the man who owns a Lambourghini and only uses it to drive to the corner shop for milk, sugar and a packet of fags!

Must dash ~ "darn" internet caff about to terminate me, as per usual!

Goblin Attack!

FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY


Hopefully I'll be safe today!


Where is the goblin?


Look at this! I weigh far too little for a goblin to gobble for dinner.


I hope goblins can't swim ...


Yawn ... I'm tired!


I think I'll take a little nap ...


Akh cripes! The goblin has caught me!


In a cage with potted pixie-plants ...
Ach! How annoying.


WISHING Y'ALL A CHARMING WEEKEND!

The Titbits

FURRY FRIDAY ...


Hammy was out for a morning ramble, looking for titbits...


Ach! A rotten apple and some dandelion leaves! I was hoping for something a bit more exciting....


This isn't the type of "titbit" I had in mind!


I'm going back to bed!



SHOSTOKOVICH JAZZ SUITE - WALTZ #2
This tune is so good, you can just tell it's written about a hamster.
Recorded live. The crowd love it so much they sing along la-la-lar...

Hamster Cleaner Horror!

Akh! The German Kobold-Goblin is hunting me again!


I was so stressed, I did a wee on the carpet!


Mummy cleaned up the rug...


Akh! I'm sure I can hear a bloody hissing goblin!


Can't see any goblins... Just a vacuum cleaner thing ...


Akh! No wonder! It's a Goblin Steam Cleaner!!


I don't trust any type of goblin ...


I'm going to bed!

The Bravest Mice in the World!

(THOUGH I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE the one with the leopard isn't a RAT..!)



1: Posted on Youtube as "leopard vs mouse" ~ I'm pretty sure this is actually a rat. Coming in for dindins at the big cat's feeding time, the expert predator barely has the heart to nuzzle the durry-furry rodent out the way ...





2: This daring little tyke definitely is a housemouse. Just look at the bemused reaction of the humungous housecat!



PS~~ This is absolutely disgusting: three of the most revolting creatures on earth pitted against each other ... in Japanese ..(!)

Multimillion-Pound Anglo Saxon Treasure Find!

FROM THE SUN:

THE biggest-ever hard of Anglo-Saxon gold has been found in a farm field ~ by a bloke using an old metal detector bought for £2.50 at a car boot sale.

The collection of gleaming artefacts ~ thought to have belonged to 7th-Century royalty ~ is worth MILLIONS.

Containing around 5kg of gold {from Byzantium} and 2.5kg of silver {including Sri Lankan garnets}, it is made up of around 1,500 gem-encrusted items including parts of swords, helmets, strips of precious metal and biblical inscriptions and trinkets believed to be trophies taken after battles. The hoard ~ officially declared teasure by a coroner yesterday ~ was found by Terry Herbert, 55, just under the surface of a ploughed field in Brownhills, West Mids.

He said: "Imagine you're at home and somebody keeps putting money through your letterbox. That's what it was like.

"As soon as I closed my eyes I was seeing gold patterns. I didn't think it was ever going to end. I just kept on thinking of what I might find the next day."

The collection ~ dubbed the Staffordshire Hoard ~ eclipses the famous Sutton Hoo find of 1939, when 1.7kg of gold was dug up from an Anglo-Saxon burial ground near Woodbridge, Suffolk.

Eager archaeologists moved in after Terry's initial discovery to help uncover the entire haul.

It may take more than a year to value and experts will probably argue about its origins for decades.

One of the most intriguing items is a strip of gold bearing a warlike Latin inscription from the Old Testament.

It translates as "Rise up, O Lord, and may thy enemies be dispersed and those who hate thee be driven from thy face."

Under a 1996 law, owndership of such a find switches to the State once it is declared treasure.

But there is likely to be a substantial reward shared between Terry ~ who lives on disability benefits with his three cats ~ and farm owner Fred Johnson.

Mr Johnson said: "We've had eight people from a metal detector club searching the land over the years. They must be kicking themselves because they couldn't find a thing."

Three bodies want to acquire the treasure once it is valued ~ the Potteries Museum and Art Gallery in Stoke-on-Trent, Birmingham Museum Art Gallery and Staffordshire County Council.



Man Strikes Gold with Record Haul Report from Yesterday's Sun

Daily Mirror Saxon Hoard report ...

ITN VIDEO:





DOG VS LOBSTERS
Ignore the first 45 seconds of some man gabbling to camera. Some people are in love with the idea of being internet TV stars. After about 40 seconds the first lobster comes onscreen. Such a disgusting piece of sea-vermin I have never seen and how on earth anyone can EAT such a stalk-eyed scavenger I've absolutely no idea ... But have a look; this is really entertaining ...



NEW FROM BILD: Putzfrau verjagt Räuber mit Dreckwasser

Berlin ~ Sauber! Mit ihrem Putzeimer had eine Reinigungskraft in einer Berliner Spielhalle zwei Räuber bejagt. Die Männer waren außerhalb der Öffnungszeiten in den Salon eingedrungen, hatten die 50-Jährige mit einem Messer bedroht und Geld gefordert. Doch die Frau reagierte geistesgegenwärtig: Sie nahm ihren Putzeimer und schüttete einem der Räuber das Dreckwasser über den Kopf. Daraufhin flüchteten beide Täter ohne Beute.

Cleaner Drives Out Robbers With Mopwater!

Berlin ~ clean! A cleaning lady dispatched two robbers from an amusement arcade with her bucket. The men broke in after closing time, threatened the 50-year-old with a knife and demanded money. The quickwitted cleaner grabbed her bucket and doused one robber over the head with dirty water. The pair fled with no loot.



PS MERLE ~ just for you. I couldn't find "Mother Shelling Peas" as exhibited in the Tate Gallery, London, so this photo is just for you ...


... + as you can see, though I never found the London "Mother Shelling Peas" here's a painting from the Australian national collection by Frederick McCubbin entitled "Shelling Peas" ... it's in the National Gallerry, Melbourne ...