Monday, September 24, 2007

So Britney Spears is Going Mental. So is Laundretta...

SO BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING MENTAL; Laundretta is throwing pitiful weepy tantrums in the hallway; Burmese monks are protesting the country to the brink of collapse... What is the world coming to..?

Poor Laundretta: she is howling such desolation; ranting out lists of Matran's crimes and inattentions. And it struck me suddenly her problem. How she is so exceedingly immature. Because most people realize by age ten or twelve that the World and most of the people in it will not listen, do not care and never will give a damn about how you feel, what you think or your behaviour. Simple fact of life. But Laundretta somehow never learned this so she thinks her 25 year old self can cry drunkenly on the stairs, burbling the injustices piled against her and that somehow someone listening will effect some kind of change in her favour.

Which of course is not going to happen in a million years. How very sad ...

Did you all click my yesterday's post for your free cyber-copies of the News of the World? Britney's bodyguard reveals all in her post-matrimonial breakdown.

As for Myanmar; the BBC refuse to use that word (even though they slavishly follow nearly every other politically correct language convention from around the world... argument being in brief that they do not recognize the sovereignty of the ruling military "junta" (what on earth IS a junta? sounds like something you might wrap in chapatti following a nice chicken tikka dopiaza!) On what authority the BBC make such decisions I would be absolutely fascinated to find out, but hey ...

I've even had hits from Myanmar (not recently though). It's one country in the world, along with Tibet, I've had a permanent fascination to visit...

On this note I must indeed go as fresh pasta and cheeses (not pustules and diseases) bray my name from Sainsbury's...

My roborovskis had a great squabble this morning. Oh! The squeaking was so entertaining. Imagine two dozen rubber ducks being murdered ...

Righty-ho!

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Video:
Britney Spears "Acting stoned"...


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BLOG POKE OF THE DAY:

"STRANGE DAYS" http://sianikatt.blogspot.com... Victorian London Vampirism etc ... ooooh!


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Video II

Eurythmics' Miracle of Love - Japanese Manga Anime video "Saint Seiya"...

16 comments:

  1. Well her crying "drunkenly" on the stairs might have something to do with her immaturity. I remember slipping into King-Baby mode quite a bit when I was using; maybe not to THAT extent, but still in a way I could never do now. Thank GOD!

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  2. VERY immature.

    And yet she thinks I AM NAIVE!! haha!!

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  3. dear whimsical and quirky Gledwood, i definetely think you are my friend...
    all the best from whimsical and quirky Mousie...and proud to be...

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  4. hey did you come up with any names for that (female) writer of modern fairytales in French... I think she was Belgian and wrote 2 or 3 books a year (I'm not sure about these facts though)... do you have any ideas?

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  5. Poor Laundretta! I do feel for her.
    You are quite right about the BBC. I just love your interpretation of the word "junta"! Hope the hammies have calmed down now. Gleds, has it ever occurred to you how much you cheer people like me up? I know you have more than your share of troubles but you are a tonic to others!

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  6. Laundretta was "sleeping" on the floor right outside my door till I blasted R&B Whitney Houston at her then strangely she vanished! haha!! The hamsters are all right I got paranoid they were fighting seriously as aparently they can bite each other's necks and kill each other...
    I am glad I have a tonic effect that is one of the good points about blogging... also I have always had this odd effect of making people laugh without really trying... it is called "bathos" or being a natural comedian... I don't know which word to name it by!

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  7. I'm back to wave and smile for you! It is still a little hectic here as we are trying to tidy up the cottages to get them ready for winter so I haven't be consistent in Blogland of late.

    Love hearing about the hammies and imagining their antics. They seem to be providing you with lots of entertainment!

    It also sounds as though things continue to be positive with your treatment program. I am here cheering you on, you know!

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  8. Whoa! Previously I had only seen clips of that Britney video. And that was BEFORE she even got married and had babies, did you know that?!

    Why does her jaw hurt so bad? A common symptom of Ecstasy, yes.

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  9. I'm quite sure that the filmmaker in the Brittney video is Kevin Federline, her ex. Sounds just like him. And it seems that this was done awhile ago, as she was talking of being on tour (and of course he tagged along/freeloader with her on tour).

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  10. Oh, I'm so familiar with military "junta".
    And 'junta' is not edible fme. Never sounds like edible thing.

    Bon appetite, anyway!
    :)

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  11. *that should've read "freeloadeD"

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  12. whitenoise: ;~>

    kahshe: smile and a wave or a nod and a smirk haha!!

    aintnever: yes overstimulant drugs make the jaw clench, hurt, ache... and that guy, feather-line or not sounds such an incredible sleazeball. ughkh!!

    debs: i saw some of that tour on the home vid reality show they put out. now her security guard, the biggest one was well sceptical of featherline and openly said he did not trust him at first... then featherline even ingratiated himself to me on that film... (or was cut to look nice. whatever: the cutting worked)... now i'm with britney's security: their gutfeelings were definitely right. oh! ughkh!!

    calista: i really don't think junta tastes nice either... in fact it's probably like Rotherham Ink-cap mushrooms. or summut...

    debs: freeloaded or freebasing?!?

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  13. Thanks for the blog poke! Much appreciated. Thought you'd like to know that Strange Days has been updated with a new article.

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  14. OK I'm pinging over for a look presently ...

    ... wow such viridescent eyes still!

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