HEY I FOUND SOMETHING FURRY!!!
Googled something furry there y'are haven't a clue what it is but there y'have it.
I was gonna do a poem. Sonnets quatrains couplets gimme a break
There's a LOT of mental deleting going on here. Hang on gimme a sec, let me focus. An alarm on my fone set 9:30am set me OFOFFFFFFFF OFF LIKE A UFO woooooooooooh!!!!! hi hi hi hi hi! hello everyone HELLO EVERYONE HELLO!!
right here we go
o shit i can't stop laughing
i'll try later. i'[ll compose myself then i'll compose the poem
and yes/no for all u worried about me i will go in the nutterynutnutnuthouse before i ever do anything stupid cupid (would i shoot my self through the heart with an anrrow?) I don't think so here we go lets go im going goin g GONE
back later
Are you high?
ReplyDeletebrilliantly high!!
ReplyDeletethis is me without drugs. the REAL ME.
i did a drug screen i am CLEAN CLEAN and whistling
clean as a whistle, darling
no drugs THIS IS ME. ON NOTHING BUT METHADONE
1 ZOPICLONE 7.5 SLEEPING PILL
CYDER BUT ONLY 2 A DAY
so i'm not drunk and how on earth does alcohol have such a markedly different effect between the seasons of my head if it's that i honestly don't know isn't "ALCOHOL A DEPRESSANT"
ERGO I CAN DRINK AS MUCH AS I PLEASE
ALSO I DON'T WANT TO DRINK
but yes Janice I'm high because I'm me. On my Higher Power :-)
dur better explain
ReplyDelete"alcohol is a depressant" and I'm a lot of things but I'm NOT DEPRESSED ANY MORE
which following the drug clinic's semantic trick means i can have as much booze as i please
not that i'm saying boozing is a good idea
if you called depression melancholia as in victorian days and said alcohol is a CNS retardant (which it generally is) then does that mean it suddenly makes you mentally retarded?
Come to think of it: behaviour of most drunks ~ highly appropriate!
;-)