Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

HI! It's the early hours of the morning. The BBC World Service is still playing so I know it's before 5:30 (after which time we get...

OK SO THE INEVITABLE HAS HAPPENED. How long I was going to stay illicit-drug clean... who knows? It was in my hands only ... My fate remain...

I FOUND A REALLY NARROW LONG CARDBOARD TUBE YESTERDAY... I'm not sure exactly what where this originated from but I'd assume it was...

WELL TODAY I FELT MUCH BETTER THAN YESTERDAY. I went to bed early ; I can't even remember when but it was surely before midnight. Then I...

I AM THINKING OF INSTITUTING A NEW HOME for my furry pinging rolly-polly puffball gremlin-lookalike pets... As I've shown before, I do ...

I AM SWEATING SO BAD I feel like an amphibian. No I have not given in ... last night I went poking about everywhere seeking out remnants of ...

MY CONSTIPATION DREAM CAME TRUE THIS MORNING... O! I was shockingly blocked up and had a terrible time... Do you really want to hear this?!...

I'VE SPENT FAR TOO LONG SLEEPING the last couple of nights and had some horrible dreams. On Tuesday night I was at my childhood home. P...

MOTHER HUBBARD read three pages of my memoirs today and kept laughing. But she assured me they weren't written in that dreadful "I...

FIRST OFF: I scared poor Baby Itchy by calling him/her "a furry morsel" and pointing out there wasn't much for an owl to eat ...

MY ROBOS NOW RESIDE IN LANDSCAPED PARKLAND complete with trees I improvised with broccoli stalks. As soon as they woke up to them the took ...

DARK, DANK, RAINY AUTUMNAL MONDAY. Welcome to October everyone! I know some of you are surely reading this in sandy parts with azure skies ...

MY ABSCESS, that I had on my left thigh and barely mentioned has gone down pretty nicely without bursting (mine never burst, my immune syst...

... AND SO TO BED! Just kidding. My marathon sleeping's showing no signs of coming to an end. The book's coming on well. I'm ju...

"MADONNA" HAS CLOSED "HER" BLOG AND FLED THE INTERNET! Does anyone remember my confession that I'd "found Mado...

WHY DO I SLEEP LIKE IT'S A DISEASE? Too long! Too long! From midnight till midday only waking up long enough to light cigarettes and th...

I WENT OUT BLOGHOPPING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS LAST NIGHT and got such lovely comments back today. To "blog-hop" can mean different ...

SEEING AS I HAD bugger all to tell yesterday I'm scrawling today's "piece" on paper. Hey - at least my blog's still g...

WHAT A DRY DRAB BORING DULL execrable excretionary not excellent swinely swooshing swoon of a day. Ukk everything is interminable blocklike...

SO BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING MENTAL; Laundretta is throwing pitiful weepy tantrums in the hallway; Burmese monks are protesting the country to...