... they might say something like this!
TALKING DOGS, CATS AND HAMSTER
BIRD TELLS CATS "YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE US ANY MORE!"
NO BIG NEWS to report. Still working on me story. I've only done 3300 words, but I'm hoping no major goblins are in the text.
No broadband at home has helped me out in a big way. It's made me realize I've been wasting an opportunity to improve myself. To write great literature and change my life. I'm like the man who owns a Lambourghini and only uses it to drive to the corner shop for milk, sugar and a packet of fags!
Must dash ~ "darn" internet caff about to terminate me, as per usual!
AWAY IN AMSTERDAM - Tomorrow I am going to Amsterdam to be the body guard of nearly 7 year old grandson Toby. It is about time that I leave home for a few days because I think...
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