Gledwood Vol 2 (Main blog)

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING TODAY. Or possably not. The Council are supposed to be coming round. Right while I'm supposed to be at this anti...

MY QUEST for ever-perfect grooming goes on... with Elnett hairspray (found months ago on street) sprayed to front of head causing permanent...

YOU WANTED TO SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD here y'are.... I didn't get any canaries yesterday as some BASTARD went and bought all the yel...

I'VE JUST COME OUT OF THE DRUGGIECLINIC where the local petshop is now selling brown-and-yellow varigated canaries for fourteen pounds e...

I STERNLY REPRIMANDED SPECSAVERS YESTERDAY for not informing me that their buy one get one free offer also applies to prescription sunglass...

ON SATURDAY NIGHT I got out the clippers and shaved off a carrier bag full of conker coloured hair. On Sunday I went to Wilkinsons, the bud...

HEY! I'VE FOUND A PICTURE OF MY NEW GLASSES. These are exactly the pair that really suits me. Won't they look amazing in light brow...

... little trotter donkies ... FURRY FRIDAY ON SATURDAY ... officially known as Shetland Ponies ... ... these are the tiniest trotters in th...

BETTY FORD , the American First Lady who made rehab respectable, has died in California aged 93. Founded in 1982, the Betty Ford Center at ...

I NEARLY BOUGHT A TINY BIRDIE this afternoon. It was the only one left in the shop, apart from a cockatoo who kept inclining her head and w...

This is a picture inside my manic brain. I'm feeling a little manic as we speak. I love the spectacular energy. The razzle-dazzle. The e...

YOU KNOW if I deleted everything that might embarrass me at some time afterwards, I'd barely have any blog left. What was all this crap ...

I JUST SPOKE TO A SENIOR CARE PERSON at the druggie service. Buta, apparently IS the Titration Nurse. (A titration nurse is a Senior Tortur...

MIDDAY: I'VE just called the Drugs Clinic asking to speak to the manager. A "senior practitioner" is supposedly calling back ...

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BUTA THE BITCH, my new druggie keyworker. Of the ten workers I've had prior to Buta, there was only one ...

ME AND BUTA MY NEW DRUGGIEWORER DO NOT HIT IF OFF. She's cut from the same cloth as Maple Syrup ~ bitch-faced drug worker of yore who I ...

I AM NOT looking forward to going to this new drugs clinic tomorrow. I've only been twice, but didn't particularly like it there, es...

TONKIE EARS MY MANIC HOUSEMOUSE has returned. Scuttling amongst my possessions most of last night and rustling merrily away... Somewhere, d...