AUTUMN is thick in the air. You can feel it everywhere. The leaves have fallen off the trees already in some places. Conkers are everywhere. Stormy weather is forecast. Already it's grey and cold.
The only good thing about autumn, if you're into drugs of all kinds, is that psychedelic mushrooms appear after the first rains.
I'm not into drugs and haven't taken a magic mushroom in well over a decade... I haven't used heroin since I can't remember when. But my brain's telling me it's about 10 days.
Time for all you cooks to make hearty stew and dumplings.