WHO IS THE TINIEST OF THE TROTTERS? Answer: Baby Itchy Roborovski. She is intensely small. All my hamsters have been in hiding in a dark cupboard by day (from the sun and from the landlord) only to come out (in 2 senses, as they come out of nests and also get physically presented under a red light that makes them apparently believe they are in pitch darkness) after evening time...They do recognize my voice as whenever I start talking to them they up sticks and perform something like a mini furry horse race darting and pinging about and gazing up at me as if in Great Expectations... only to flee or chase it the moment The Giant Hand enters their domain.
A drug dealer turned up with a Free Gift of ukky white heroin today. It is "supposed" to be better than the brown but some eejut selling it (several stages up the so-called pyramid as this stuff's everywhere) ALSO decided "this stuff's good so I'm going to jump all over it" ... I don't know what this twazzock added but it crystalizes in the "works" and took three cookings up plus four filtrations before I got anything out of it that was doable. Then I had to go pyoing in my foot, which was not very pleasant. Yes and scarlet blood all over my white socks!
I think I'm going back to NA!
PS I've always wanted pet bees (as in the furry buzzing variety, not bags of "brown" I'm afraid if you're British and into drugs that does sound a bit like a pathetic pun... but no! I mean real bees, the honeymaking insects. Do you know if you DO keep bees you actually can get PAID for placing hives along farmer's crops in spring and summertime?
12,000,000 bees recently escaped in Canada on the way home from a fruit-nectar jamboree on local raspberry/whatever fields... unfortunately the lorry carrying them overturned and gerzillions of the bees decided "right that's it! we're fed up of that boring white old hive they cramped us into ~ we're off!" and duly swarmed!
Highway chaos ensued until firemen with hoses persuaded the poor furry buzzing swines that it was raining soapy water and the insects angrily crowded back home. Apart from the million or so who DIED of detergent poisoning, littering the road with furry winged carcases...
VIDEO:
PET LION CUB
TRUE STORY of a lion cub purchased from Harrods in 1969...
This purloined from Raymi the Minx blog...
12 comments:
You need the Carter family keeping vigil outside your apartment to keep those undesirable visitors that you have at bay....if it worked for Johnny Cash it could work for you ;)
You don't need to even TALK to the dealers. Seriously.
Hmmmm I like bees as shapes in jewelry or on handbags, clothing etc. but in real life - NOPE!
I got sent that video the other day, it makes me wanna cry its so beautiful, the moment the lion runs toward them and leaps all over them, just LOVE IT!!!!! Am I a sad person or what Gleds...discuss...
Dont give up giving up..does that make sense !!!!! upward and onwards little by little, grab that life of yours back with both hands..
Robos, Lions all things furry....just love them
X Auds
Dennis thinks it's true what you said, that you need to go back to NA. Take care of yourself.
I've seen the lion vid before too but didn't know it was bought at Harrods. I want one on the foot of my bed (oops he labrador might complan! Apparently you can buy anything at Harrods. Would you believe my daughter is bored in London because it's full of tourists! Miss her like a limb but she's heading to a horse stud in Surrey to train Welsh Mountain Ponies! Keep up the NA meetings if only to save your sox! Peleaaaeeese.
And what sort of dealer approaches you! The ones that want to get rid of shit stuff. C'mon Gleds, we're al rooting for you . .think about life on the clean side!
I have no idea why I exponentially feel an affection for you but I do . .keep up the NA meetings.
Hi Gleds, Great to see you are back thinking and writing again ... perhaps I'm not happy about one of your topics - you must know how hard it is to keep socks white, remind yourself that twazzocks turning up with so called free gifts can only mean the ruination of socks. x
Bees are great animals. I would like to keep a hive as well one day.
Isn't it really scary to inject a freebee like that? How well can you judge wether it's not gonna be bad for you?
And what happened to the lorrie driver that was transporting those bees? Imagine being stuck.. brrrr.
Eileen: I keep hearing about Johnny Cash; they even made a movie about him but who the hell is he? And what's that Carter/Carver family..??
Monogram: oh no I've always wanted pet bees. Only got put off by sayings in books e.g. (OK, slight paraphrase here but:~) "you MUST let them sting you otherwise you're a pussyman" etc
As for the dealer: the bastard just turned up with said "free gift" what else was I to do? I had complained bitterly last time I saw him as his wares then were TINY.
Besides I've not rung that c**t back since. Har-har!
Audrey: no you're not sad but you reminded me of my "video of the day" to post...
"don't give up on giving up" no of COURSE that makes sense!!
The Tiny Trotters have looked especially gorgeous of late...
Dennis: here here I'm going back 2nite...
Baino: I didn't realize that lion vid had been round the block (always last to hear ANYTHING; that's me!!)...
London: only the West End is full of tourists. She should move out to West London (tall white houses) or North London (smaller brick houses peopled by intellectuals) or South London (smaller terraces populated by gangsters) or East London (tiny houses lived in by vulgarians...)
No he phoned me up said "where are you because I have something for you" and just came round. I have not rung him back as was unimpressed even by his "free" goods. I hate people who take advantage like that
Bimbimbie:
Nicole: good. We can beekeep together. At opposite ends of the earth!!
Vincent: you never know what you're getting! That's true... what he gave though wasn't a "tester" but a compensation bag as I complained so vociferously at how EXTRAORDINARILY TINY the one he'd flogged me b4 was!!!
Bimbimbie: I'm hoping the "bleaching action" of my present supermarket's own Washing Pills SHALL work. "No pretreating" they proclaim (and yet left an old lot of bloodstains IN...)
also bleach even watered down and soaked in ... I didn't realize how BADLY it would put FLAMIN' HOLES IN ALL MY UNDERWEAR
now I really do look like a 100% slob (albeit with bright white holey undies...)
I've tried shooting in my foot before. That's one painful way to do it. I have to say that I put a needle through the abscess in my arm, after saying "well fuck the foot, that hurts more than this will..."
I have a weird fear of NA, like I think to myself "That's probably not a bad idea, I should probably go to a meeting." But, I have some kind of irrational fear of going.
= )
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