IT'S BEEN A TOLERABLE DAY SO FAR... possibly because I have done nothing at all except doze doze doze in bed, then switch on Channel 4 where Friends was on followed by a Girls Aloud concert (I think Girl Bands are OK; it's boybands I can't stand, with all that Christ-style arm-throwy-outing and "I'm o-so sincere because I want to get in your knickers" heart-grabbing. It makes me sick... Anyway what was I saying... yeah done nothing except that and had a drink. And another drink. And a shower. And forced myself out to the shop because I'm desperate for sugar (or else no tea! I tried sugarless tea and really tried to stick with it but nothing doing. Ever since I woke up on a trolley under a hospital striplight (heroin overdose) and spent TWO DAYS in there (which is well unusual for overdose; usually they just chuck you out... but that was my second ever IV hit, as I'm sure they noticed by the state of my arms, so I probably got special treatment. I remember trying to wash and realizing I was covered in coloured sensors from those whirlybleep machines we all know from ER and Casualty... Ever since that I've been resolutely addicted to sugary tea (when I do drink it: in my heavy-boozing phase I glugged nothing but intoxicating liquor and maybe the odd sip of water... Right anyway what was I spouting on about... O yeah I found myself out here. I'm posting this in my old internet caff. I think they were not at all pleased to see me as they remember me shambling in daily and nightly in the most dreadful conditions. This is also the place I lost 0.4g of heroin which was highly annoying as that costs £15!I had a dreadful nightmare 2 nights ago. We were supposed to be in a holiday home. An extensive palace of a home this was... my brother, my Dad and me. But I had crackheads and junkies surrounding me... My brother went off to do things of his own... my Dad was not at all pleased that these undesirables had followed me in the house (I had "let them in" only in the most passive way. The dream ended with me trying to escape by bus (a huge red double-decker London bus pulled up in the lobby of this 5-star hotel-sized and styled house only I could not run to it fast enough to get on... All this time some hassle was going on that I was supposed to meet my dealer where I grew up (and where summers seemed to last a million years). It all ended with the house catching fire. My Dad was REALLY upset by then. And I couldn't get out because so many of these crackhead-junkies were pressing round me in my way... wonder what THAT symbolizes..?
I next had a dream that I was in the company of the socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson and she was being my new best friend. I don't usually like "socialites" and those dreaded tv-ified "it girls"... Tamara Beckwith who could play Cruella De Ville with no makeover always spouting "I I I: me me me..."... as for Paris Hilton and her punani-flashing.. who can say anything?!? But Tara PT has a ditzy charm. I admire her for kicking a blazing coke habit and she pushes herself: e.g. singing on celebrity bootcamp reality tv... Yeah I like Tara PT I think she's OK... I think this one symbolizes the fact that a better life and better friends are possible... (Can't see myself ever mixing with real socialites though...)
Yesterday was a crap day. Compounded by the fact that I returned home to see a black man I didn't know knocking at our front door. Instinctively I walked on past, in case he was a bailiff as much as anything ... then I thought "how long am I going to have to hang around pretending not to live here?" and irritatedly approached my own door. The man put on a cheesy smile and did that knuckle-knock thing they call "touch". Usually I would only indulge in that tripe to say goodbye to a dealer... "Who are you looking for?" I enquire. "John the rastaman..." I've been there approaching a month yet I'm still yet to eyeball all my fellow tenants... I tried to get out of dodgy guy what room rastaman supposedly lived in; he vaguely told me downstairs at the back. I unlocked the door, feeling thankful to have set it on security lock (that is: not just banging it shut, but turning the handle upwards so about five bolts insert themselves the length of the frame. This way nobody can get in even if they do smash the laminated glass... I noticed he moved to follow me but I swiftly slammed the door behind me. At first there was no answer, then an annoyed-looking Spanish guy opened up, yelling "no I don't know him" (black guy was by now waving in the most pathetically OTT cheery way) "DO NOT LET HIM IN!" So I went upstairs and paced about thinking "I need to go out again. Why should I feel prisoner in my own home because some would-be thief has come to pick on the poorest and most vulnerable at Christmas. And that is how I'd clocked him. Possibly looking for a crackhouse but most probably out to rob someone. But of course when I returned downstairs four minutes later he'd vanished. I made sure the door was fully locked again.
Well it's Xmas day and I've no definite plans. Valium Marilyn invited me to her's this afternoon, so if she phones I will come and watch Discovery Channel on her cable TV. She tells me her son is going away...
Valium Marilyn was in tears yesterday saying no Christmas Spirit was left and blah blah. The staff of McDonalds were staring at her like she was a space alien just because she was a bit benzo'd (though to them she would most likely have seem half drunk...) Then I cheered her up and got her to do an impression of a shrieking gypsy pensioner we both know at the top of her voice. We got funny looks from everyone but hey it's Christmas...
The Queen's Christmas Message is on in 40 minutes ... after that there should hopefully be a half decent movie and I have to make Chinese stir fry. If Valium Mal does call she won't have bothered to make Christmas lunch: it will be Quality Street and Doritos with dips and temazepam ~ I know her.Righty-ho: gotta go. If your day has not gone merrily then I hope it's at least gone tolerably and may 2009 bring what you've wanted most of all...
PS my top picture, by the Spanish artist Goya, illustrates the origin of the English word "nightmare"... yes it really does have something to do with wild horses riding out of the inky black!
HM THE QUEEN CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2008
Here's the Queen's Speech for any expats out there who'd like to view... or foreigners or Americans who've never heard HM's squeaky voice droning in the vaguest, most diplomatic "allude to everything; say nothing and don't rock the boat" message that comes out at 3pm sharp Xmas day by which time most are too sozzled or patriotic to switch channels...
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I know New York & New Jersey dope is always better than Pennsylvania's. Don't know why, and not sure about how pure it is n all that stuff. You said you once got a white rock? Never heard of that. Last summer, I was getting straight black tar, that comes from Mexico. I had a dealer, who was orignally from there, blahblahblah. No matter if there is a drought or not, I definately notice a difference by which dealers I go to. Some will have straigh garbage and sum will have the "best". I don't know why, if you're a "dealer" y you'd buy the cheapest stuff, you know it's not gonna be good, and when people buy from you, they'll eventually figure out that all you're ever gonna have is garbage. A person that is very, very close to me, that also used to deal told me once that on one of his regular trips to new york, that he found that they were selling bags that they called "sick bags." they only sold them in the morning, and they were only like 6or7 dollars a bag. Do one of those, then you can get on your scheme so that you could go buy more. It's actually a good idea when you think about it. Yeah, Sid, gotta love him. He was just a scared/confused little boy that was a groupie for the Sex Pistols when they first came out. They're manager molded them into what he wanted, and put a hand into helping with the demise of Sid, and the Sex Pistols. I not too long ago started reading your blog, where are you from?
I looked up heroin manufacture online and found out that by one method you get 3 stages of H instead of the usual 2. ie brown heroin base; white heroin base (the stuff we sometimes get is stark chalky white and yet still needs citricating and you can smoke it); then white heroin hydrochloride as the poshest product which is very rare here, dissolves in straight water and can't really be smoked; it's also less desirable to dealers as loads of people smoke gear over here (off tinfoil) I think the technique came over with immigrants from Central Asia. It's only half as strong as injecting tho & takes 10 mins to do a half decent amount...
Some dealers obviously cut their wares at st level but most don't seem to as it often comes in a rock. I know rocky doesn't mean "pure" but it's a rigmorole to cut it, wet it, compact it, dry in oven when you could just be out selling it
there seems to be basically 2 types of dealers. ones who do good bags and ones who just take the peepee and sell the minimum they can get away with. i was never impressed by the quality or sizes of heroin sold on the all-night crack market so i always used daytime dealers
hope you had a tolerable xmas! where am I? London Town UK!!
Glad it's been a tolerable day after all that, Gleds! Hope the rest of your Xmas season is good. Take care. xx
Cheers. Hey I bet you ate at least one olive today..!
glad to see your getting through Christmas ... may the rest of your day be enjoyable :-)
ta! hope yours was good too ;->...
Hi Gleds ... love the Goya, probably how a lot of retail people felt yesterday at the thought of having to return to serve for all those Boxing Day returns of not appreciated gifts :(
You're right about the wowness of blogland - time travel on the seat of our pants ... eat your heart out Dr Who ;)
It's nice you got to spend a little time catching up with Val Marilyn - do you manage to see much of one another after moving out of your shared house earlier this year?
Merry Christmas, Gled!
Big rap for Girls Aloud apart from Sarah, and Mamas and Papas, tops, although Mama Cass never outdid her cameo in HR PuffNStuff the Movie...
Sorry but those top two comments got me reeling a bit! Not sure that comparing notes is a wise move!
Gleds hope you managed to have your rather unconventional Christmas Day bite! Ours was hot and breezy, today is even hotter and less breezy.
Merry Christmas and a chillax Boxing Day (I'm so relaxed it's not funny!)
You haven't mentioned taking any drugs in that post so I'm happily assuming you haven't! :)
May the rest of your Christmas week be happy and clean Gleds and I'm praying that 2009 will be the year you kick your habit for good. x
Hi peoples... erm not much more to say than I did in the post above... Girls Aloud.. yeah I only realized how middleaged that made me sound once I'd posted it~ harhar!
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