EH! I'VE GOT 145 FOLLOWERS ~ 1 more since yesterday. Hey I'm dresed in an old lady's fury hat (Rusian stylee) and dark glases with a bouquet of red plastic flowers. I look fucking amazing. ~Gledwood is style icon supreme of the junkie clases. Sory I can't do double leters as I sat on my keyboard or something and disabled some key or other and I don't wana turn the PC on and of bc I'l lose Dona Sumer.
I slept absolutely wonderfuly last night.I NEEDED THAT SLEEP MAN. Serious business. My body was so exhausted I literally fell aslep on my feet at the trafic lights yesterday that is when those Irish navies took the piss ~ jeering at me for being in fairyland. Least I don't have to toke shity DRUGS like THEY MOST CERTAINLY DO to get there. I get fairyland for free. Life is pretty perfect right now. If I won the lottery (at least £100 million) I'd be truly splendiforously happy. As it is I'm juwst wonderfuly happy. I got up at 3am and have been playing Amy Winehouse at top volume thru my television. The TV has much louder sound than my budget stereo. Back to Black and me dancing like a deranged windmill and singing along not that I'm mentally deranged or anything my mood is 100% rational and normal. Not depresed ANY MORE.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN I BOUGHT A CELINE DION CD WHEN I WAS GIVING UP CRACK ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO? Well it was SHIT. And I just found it and am playing the only Celine Dion song I like. That Scottish-sounding one from Titanic. I love that film Titanic I used to watch it with the LOVE OF MY LIFE.
DID YOU KNOW WE SPLIT UP 10 YEARS AGO AND SHE STILL ASKS AFTER ME. Nobody thought we were going out because we never held hands in public and we were too similar more like brother and sister. She was the other half of me. If we met tomorrow we could stay together for ever. Isn't life sad.
o yeah everyone who wants to know about my magot-festering bowels should be relieved to hear the FARTS HAVE GONE i nearly blasted myself over my house yesterday afternoon i was trumpeting so much from the anus but i ate a tex mex pizza that cured everything so thank you Morrisons for that. Also I eat live yogurt every single day so my bowels OUGHT to be sterile as an operating theatre. Y'know apart from the tapeworms and shit up them.
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS. I am NEVER TAKING DRUGS AGAIN TAKING DRUGS IS SAD SAD SAD PEOPLE ONLY TAKE DRUGS BECAUSE TEHY ARE INFERIOR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT GET A CRACK BUZZ OFF LIFE WELL I DO GET A COKE RUSH FROM LIFE SO I NEVER EVER NEED DRUGS AGAIN AND IF I DO GET DEPRESED I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE. I used to think I was depressed because I was guilty for all my wickedness and wrongdoing that is known as "depressive guilt" a very common phenomenon.
As for heroin NO FUCKING THANKS WHY THE SHITTING HELL DID I EVER TOUCH THAT DIARRHOEARY FUCKING SHITARSE CRAP? I DO NOT KNOW. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO EXPERIENCE THE MYSTERIOUS OPIATE HIGH WHICH NOBODY CAN DESCRIBE EXCEPT BY SAYING YOU FEEL WRAPPED UP IN A COCKOON. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SOUNDED ATTRACTIVE;. I'LL TEL YOU HOW HEROIN FEELS IT'S LIKE INJECTING A GOOD MEAL, A DOUBLE SCOTCH AND A HOT BATH AND A LITTLE NAP ALL IN ONE GO. TOTALLY REVIVING. WHEN I WAS MOST ADDICTED AN INJECTION OF HEROIN FELT LIKE LIFE ITSELF RUSHING INTO MY VEINS. HOW I ADORED HEROIN! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. UNLIKE L MY REAL LOVE, WE NEVER BICKERED. HEROIN ALWAYS DID WHAT I WANTED AND NEVER MOANED AT ME. O HOW I LOVED HEROIN. I NEARLY DIED FOR IT.
O man fucking hell all this babbling and it's stil only 0710 hrs the chemist doesn't open for another 2 hours! I WANT MY METHADONE. 110MGS AND I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING OFF IT AT ALL. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Of course I'd know all about it if I missed 3 days but as it is I get more of a buz off coconut flavour biopot yogurt!!!
Now STAY CLEAN KIDS AND HAVE A LOVELY CHARMING ENTERTAINING WEEKEND AND DON'T DUNK YOUR ROBOROVSKIS IN A PADDLING POOL (does that sound rude?) see furry friday on saturday below for details one of the little hammies nearly drowned poor swine.
o wow celine is singing a decent song. with streisand of course:
o crapping hel fucking you tube is on strike wel fuck you you tube i'm off have a cheery weekend everyone
Things I cooked yesterday - Maple and pecan gluten-free cookies - slight fail on the texture but tasted nice and conkers. I still haven't decided what I'm going to do with the conkers...
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