Chewsday: Wot I Ate

ANSWER: LOADS AND LOADS OF fried Chicken Nuggets & tomato ketchup in wholemeal pitta ...

WELL THAT'S A BETTER TITLE THAN "Tuesday not very much news day" which I was going to put up. That's another thing that spurred me on to write was listening to the radio and some two-bit novelist (must have been 2-bit else I'd recall his name) was yarning with the interviewer saying titles were really hard to come by (not at all true, I start with a title and the imagery it evokes and begin with that) he also said creating believable characters was a challenge (absolutely not so they are the lifeblood of my stories). I'm outing myself here aren't I? Because I have actually written before it's just that none is published (and a lot lost/unfinished/etc) I don't care for my juvenillia because that's what it is, very immature works that might perhaps show promise but I feel no yearning whatsoever to go back over them all. I'm after pastures new ...

So you all loved my Killer Wasps vid!??! Good!!...

Had a painfully long drug counselling session with a replacement worker today: she was a nurse and said I seemed depressed and asked me a lot of questions that only made me feel worse. I just wanted to get out of there and time was dragging by. I absolutely loathe being in such situations. Thankfully I don't have to come back for another fortnight.

My friend Ivy is worried about her breasts not looking very nice. Ivy if you can give the precise url to the photo I'll link it up but the photograph has gone from your blog so I don't know what to do and the "my clonipin hallucination" link you gave doesn't get me to them either ...

Not like me to have said nothing yesterday. Inspiration is draining from me as far as blogging goes ... so typical of me, so typical I won't say another word about it. (Okay, let me qualify that. I'll not say another word today ...)

Thanks for all the comments on the hornets vid. It's lovely to be loved. Did y'all notice how armour-plated these killer insects actually are? Whereas a normal yellowjacket wasp's abdomen works on a telescopic principle, each segment kind of fitting inside the last (how do I know this? I survived all last summer with a nest somewhere in the eves near my room and regular four a.m. attracted-to-the-light divebombing onslaught... And the black and yellow aren't actually in alternate bands though of course that's how we'd depict a cartoon wasp. Actually the two colours are mixed in a waspy peach-melba kind of way (click here to see what I mean) ... But these actually are black-yellow-black-yellow fully bulletproofed in their bulging armour-plating way (click here to see one on somebody's hand)... how they ever curve their body to sting a honeybee which is five times shorter than themselves is a mystery of physiology to me ... no wonder they merely resorted to biting their heads off!! Anyone who still hasn't seen it must click here for the insect-wars experience of your life!!

I'm off now to make sure I've linked up Ivy's breasts properly. See you later ...

PS Click here to see a genuine iron maiden "cabinet" device ... (clue for the squeamish: it's not a rock-n-roll band ...)