AN ENTIRE TROTTERY of wire fox terriers just bounded past me in the park. I wanted to take one home. They DO remind me of Itchy when she's been bashed up and licked clean by the others. Everyone is having a go at me and I'm too tired. All I wanted to do was have a hit in a bush, which I just did. It was crap. Those wire foxes in fact were far more interesting. Now I'm off to beg 30p so I can make up the money for a pie so wish me luck!
Roborovski Spin-Dryer (12 revolutions!)
This poor little swine does TWELVE revolutions:
George is getting old. - Having quietened my concern yesterday George fell on the steps today and couldn't get up so we've had a trip to the vet. Basically he's getting old. Dodgy ...
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