FIVE NEW HOUSEMATES came into the British Big Brother house last Friday.
British Big Brother is the last one going. Even here people are losing interest. Viewing figures are down a million on last year.
Since last Friday the rather stale house has been mightily pepped up.
First off blonde bitch Karly nearly jumped out of her skin when she saw the first new housemate was none other than her self-proclaimed multimillionaire Chinese "boyfriend" Kenny.
They were together for all of five minutes, for the public vote quickly had her booted out of the house.
Never have I seen a bigger Billy Liar come into that house. Sounding off about his own status, judging the "strength" of others. Yet when his ego hit a wall in the shape of fellow newcomer hippy housemate Bea it was he who came off worst.
But not after seemingly threatening that if their confrontation had happened outside he would have solved it by means of his "friends".
He claimed to have "sat across the table from the most dangerous man in the world". One thing I've learned about dangerous people: they keep quiet about that side of their lives.
I think Bea dealt with the situation admirably. After confessing how repellent she found the man, she accepted his apology (you can easily get kicked out for threatening behaviour in there) and then decided rather than ignoring him she should show him what he's missing and "hippify him up". Even offered to take him out afterwards...
Halfwit and Bea meanwhile seem to have found love with each other... coo
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