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DIARY OF A SLOWLY RECOVERING HEROIN ADDICT

I used to take heroin at every opportunity, for over 10 years, now I just take methadone which supposedly "stabilizes" me though I feel more destabilized than ever before despite having been relatively well behaved since late November/early December 2010... and VERY ANGRY about this when I let it get to me so I try not to.

I was told by a mental health nurse that my heroin addiction was "self medication" for a mood disorder that has recently become severe enough to cause psychotic episodes. As well as methadone I take antipsychotics daily. Despite my problems I consider myself a very sane person. My priority is to attain stability. I go to Narcotics Anonymous because I "want what they have" ~ Serenity.

My old blog used to say "candid confessions of a heroin and crack cocaine addict" how come that one comes up when I google "heroin blog" and not this one. THIS IS MY BLOG. I don't flatter myself that every reader knows everything about me and follows closely every single word every day which is why I repeat myself. Most of that is for your benefit not mine.

This is my own private diary, my journal. It is aimed at impressing no-one. It is kept for my own benefit to show where I have been and hopefully to put off somebody somewhere from ever getting into the awful mess I did and still cannot crawl out of. Despite no drugs. I still drink, I'm currently working on reducing my alcohol intake to zero.

If you have something to say you are welcome to comment. Frankness I can handle. Timewasters should try their own suggestions on themselves before wasting time thinking of ME.

PS After years of waxing and waning "mental" symptoms that made me think I had depression and possibly mild bipolar I now have found out I'm schizoaffective. My mood has been constantly "cycling" since December 2010. Mostly towards mania (an excited non-druggy "high"). For me, schizoaffective means bipolar with (sometimes severe)
mania and flashes of depression (occasionally severe) with bits of schizophrenia chucked on top. You could see it as bipolar manic-depression with sparkly knobs on ... I'm on antipsychotic pills but currently no mood stabilizer. I quite enjoy being a bit manic it gives the feelings of confidence and excitement people say they use cocaine for. But this is natural and it's free, so I don't see my "illness" as a downer. It does, however, make life exceedingly hard to engage with...

PPS The "elevated mood" is long gone. Now I'm depressed. Forget any ideas of "happiness" I have given up heroin and want OFF methadone as quick as humanly possible. I'm fed up of being a drug addict. Sick to death of it. I wanna be CLEAN!!!

Attack of the Furry Entertainers!

Attack of the Furry Entertainers!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Parmesan Toilet


THOSE SLATTERNLY ROBOHAMSTERS! I can't believe what they have got up to now. Remember my boast of how well-organized they were, even having their own Parmesan-tube public latrine for "hygeine"?

Well I was wondering why, when I stuck my head in the tartan earlier tonight and cooed "come out you tiny tubbies!" they seemed to appear from nowhere and go scampering clockwise in Grand National fashion, all guilty-like and agitated...

Now I know where they appeared from: the Parmesan Lavatory! No wonder Itchy, who looked more bashed-up, touselled and Porkshire Terrorizer-like than usual, ponged more poignantly of peepee than ever before.

They had set up home in the public toilet and were squashed in grooming one another among the urine-soaked woodchips! Well they must have been very cosy in that tiny tubby tub-tub. Barely any room to move past each other - surely a test of patience in most circumstances. They do get on admirably well. And as burrow-dwellers don't seem at all offended when, out of their nest one of their housemates rushes up to them, clambers all over their back or even pushes them backwards to collapse legs-akimbo and just walks all over them like an especially tubby bit of carpet!

The Parmesan Tube is being sternly washed out with extra-strong detergent. And now the teabox (three quarters full of hamster-gathered seeds already) is forming interim secondary accommodation...

And how was your evening..??

Right I didn't have much chance to answer messages until now as I was sneakily using the computer at someone else's and didn't want my own URL flagged up too much... you know I like to keep some dignified distance from the baying herds ... I do hope you all had a cheery time though and I shall be in touch with as many people as possible in the next day or two... ta-raa!!

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And from my brief internet rambles:

This (real) family Xmas looks just like Christmas Day from the movies...


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FINALLY I've dredged up a full and nonparodying version of the Queen's Christmas Message so clickonit or scroll above if you missed this year's or want to see it again ...

5 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Hi, gleds. Naughtie hammies but they must still be so cute! You seem to be on form - good for you. Haver a great rest-of-hols time if you can. thinking of you in sicily xx

Gledwood said...

Thank you they are little beady-eyed swines and Bashful tried to BITE me again this eve... Have a very good 2008 "buena nuevo anneo"... is that good enough Fake Italian..?!?

Bimbimbie said...

Hi Gleds, poor you trying to help the little Yorkie dog and you get some objectionable type giving you a hard time for your kindness.

Bet those Robos planned it all and said "wait till he see's this" in robospeak *!*

Gledwood said...

Yes you are probably quite right... and only today I caught Bashful hiding in a tube and chewing the door off the toilet, so I picked up the toilet and what happens? but ITCHY comes shooting out. Perhaps they are planning to convert it into a space rocket to escape... or something...

Gledwood said...

Welshcakes:

Felice anno nuovo

is the phrase

I do believe...

I WANT OFF METHADONE AS QUICK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!

METHADONE ~ A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH







Heroin Shortage: News

If you are looking for the British Heroin Drought post, click here; the latest word is in the comments.







Christiane F

"Wir, Kinder vom Bahnhoff Zoo" by "Christiane F", memoir of a teenage heroin addict and prostitute, was a massive bestseller in Europe and is now a set text in German schools. Bahnhoff Zoo was, until recently, Berlin's central railway station. A kind of equivalent (in more ways than one) to London's King's Cross... Of course my local library doesn't have it. So I'm going to have to order it through a bookshop and plough through the text in German. I asked my druggieworker Maple Syrup, who is Italiana how she learned English and she said reading books is the best way. CHRISTIANE F: TRAILER You can watch the entire 120-min movie in 12 parts at my Random blog. Every section EXCEPT part one is subtitled in English (sorry: but if you skip past you still get the gist) ~ to watch it all click HERE.

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Drugs Videos

Most of these come from my Random blog, which is an electronic scrapbook of stuff I thought I might like to view at some time or other. For those who want to view stuff on drugs I've collected the very best links here. Unless otherwise stated these are full-length features, usually an hour or more.

If you have a slow connexion and are unused to viewing multiscreen films on Youtube here's what to do: click the first one and play on mute, stopping and starting as it does. Then, when it's done, click on Repeat Play and you get the full entertainment without interruption. While you watch screen one, do the same to screens 2, 3 and so on. So as each bit finishes, the next part's ready and waiting.

Mexican Black Tar Heroin: "Dark End"

Khun Sa, whose name meant Prince Prosperous, had been, before his death in the mid 2000s, the world's biggest dealer in China White Heroin: "Lord of the Golden Triangle"

In-depth portrait of the Afghan heroin trade at its very height. Includes heroin-lab bust. "Afghanistan's Fateful Harvest"

Classic miniseries whose title became a catchphrase for the misery of life in East Asian prison. Nicole Kidman plays a privileged middle-class girl set up to mule heroin through Thai customs with the inevitable consequences. This is so long it had to be posted in two parts. "Bangkok Hilton 1" (first 2 hours or so); "Bangkok Hilton 2" (last couple of hours).

Short film: from tapwater-clear H4 in the USA to murky black Afghan brown in Norway: "Heroin Addicts Speak"

Before his untimely death this guy kept a video diary. Here's the hour-long highlights as broadcast on BBC TV: "Ben: Diary of a Heroin Addict". Thanks to Noah for the original link.

Some of the most entertaining scenes from Britain's top soap (as much for the poor research as anything else). Not even Phil Mitchell would go from nought to multi-hundred pound binges this fast: "Phil Mitchell on Crack" (just over 5 minutes).

Scientist lady shows us how to cook up gear: "How Much Citric?" Lucky cow: her brown is 70% purity! Oddly we never see her actually do her hit... maybe she got camera shy...

And lastly:

German documentary following a life from teenage addiction to untimely death before the age of 30. The decline in this girl's appearance is truly shocking. "Süchtig: Protokoll einer Hilflosigkeit". Sorry no subtitles; this is here for anyone learning German who's after practice material a little more gripping than Lindenstraße!































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