WE'VE A PITTERPATTERER OF A THUNDERSTORM clitter-clattering outside. And flickers of lightning. And thunder doing the funky zigzag thunder "thang" pinky-ponky-dinky-donky-DOOM!! Man, I love that thang!! It's raining too hard for me to rush go get my double cheeseburger from McDonalds. How vulgar. And I've left my brollie behind. Which is doubly inconvenient...
O! Here we go again...
swissssh~swashhh!! (the cars)
squizzle~flizzle (the rain)
SHIZZLE (that was lightning!!)
o! and here we go again...
oo! & yetagain: flish-fash-a-flash-dash-traaash!! ~ more lightning
(poo-boom!) (meagre thunder)
now Hindi film music's playing in the background. why do all those female bollywood voiceoverdubbers have such incredibly "bright" voices... they all sound like one and the same woman no matter what the music or the film ....
now it's a man singing. i don't mean to be "funny" but he sounds like he's straining to expel a turtle's head into the lavvy pan
wow: that was a good one
all cars have their headlights on just to be atmospheric. they're swishing through puddles that weren't there ten minutes ago.
man! that was funky thunder
hoo-hoo-haargh! a woman outide with a transparent Queen Mother stylee umbrella just got splashed up the Chanel-looking business suit. O dear.
THAT was unexpected
(5 mins later)
all righty. methinks i can brave the trek to mickey-D's now ...
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