OH BOO-HOO etc., I'm so tired. WHY do I keep sleeping interminable hours hours hours on end? Why am I so darkened ... eeh! My carboniferous soul!! (Just wanted an excuse to use "carboniferous" somewhere haahaa!)
To cheer self up I did massive hamster house removal. Yingyang the Chinese hammy with giant poppy eyes like a racoon is now in the robbies' old weekend "gite" (the ultra-modern hammy home with spiral staircase and turret). The robos are back in their tank. Three curious pink noses emerging from differing utility tubes... Those naughty robos took up residence inside the wheel in the turret and being lazy sluts obviously could not be bothered to ramble downstairs when they wanted a pee in the night. Because of this they've peed in the wheel then ran inside it and got pee all over themselves. Ukk!
Laundretta has thrown all the whorehouse magazines in our bins (the ones the girls read while they're smoking and waiting to be booked; not the ones the disgusting punters read) so I scooped them out for celebrity reading. (She only reads about tacky British reality TV celebrities - Now magazine etc...) After carefully wiping them off for fragments of genital warts (after all they do come from a brothel) I had a quick flick through... and got reminded of one of my very few lifetime "celebrity" encounters...
Yes! I once witnessed EastEnders' Ronnie Mitchell star Samanthaj Anus on in sports car on mobile telephone with posh voiced blondes to dreadful society heiress Tamara Beckwith. Wow! (Not.)
Celebrity Encounter II - was with my brother in Picaddily Circus when sudden camera crew arrival announced presence of very fake blond haired Jerry Springer! Yes! The general public took up a feeble cockney chant of "Gerry Gerry!" and I shook his hand. He said "how are you?" I said "Very well thankyou," of course taking the question very literally in British fashion. But already he was looking over my shoulder for somebody more interesting to "pump" for information...
PS Is it true there's a delicacy mouse's milk cheese? Or is this just the product of one of my most vivid dreams? I seriously remember the mouse's milk being collected and the cheese being "curds and weighed" ... all very expensive as you don't get a lot of milk from a mouse ...
... hey! Brainwave idea! I have 3 FEMALE roborovskis! I could put THEM to work in a dairy ~ haha! (I hope their milk doesn't smell like their peepee if so not even magpies would drink it...)
(Click to see a really entertaining hamster comparison photo (Siberian Winter White, Chinese and Tubby Syrian) complete with ruler!) The Chinese one (middle) looks like it's been stuffed, left in someone's jacket pocket and accidentally dry-cleaned!
Click here to see my blog as you've never seen it before! Complete with kitty-claws!! (Courtesy Audrey.)
Click here to see a really entertaining dancing cockatoo! Sorry I can't embedd this (don't know how to) but it came courtesy of a friend of Bimbimbie's.
Try this 5-second right-brain/left brain test and tell me how you faired. I'm supposedly right brained. As was everyone who took the test at Phoebe Fay's blog where I found it...
The Dutch are to ban magic mushrooms... (at last). All that time they've been on sale legally in Amsterdam and I never even knew!!
No boring cannabis cafe would ever tempt me over ... but magic mushies... wow! They are something else!
(I haven't actually taken 'em for years... over seven years in fact, so ...)
Blog of the evening:
Reagan Young - very funny pictures of baby + cupcakes...
Blog II of the evening
Ya Sonra - arty Turkish photos...
and another blog
Pequete's Art Journal http://pequeteartjournal.blogspot.com
Funny signs: http://garden-of-secrets.blogspot.com
A wise and distant cat... located at eptpatricia
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It was Christmas eve in a war zone - I just about managed to rise this morning but shining is still a long way off. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I had my usual stress dream last night....
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